Red Neck Rump Rake

The act of shaving ones pubes resulting in a sandpaper like texture during anal.

"Dude I gave Sandy a Red Neck Rump Rake last night and she still cant sit down."

by cbh1990 May 15, 2014

Red neck lettuce

Chips when put on a sandwich to provide crunch instead of lettuce or other vegetables.

This sandwich could use a little red neck lettuce!

by Bert the Dog March 11, 2019

red neck Merry-Go-Round

See NASCAR.

The Daytona 500 is the largest red neck Merry-Go-Round of them all.

by SleepyZ February 14, 2004

Red neck knee bording

This action is usally performed after a long period of rain. This is when a person on a knee bord is dragged by a 4 x4 vehicle... most likely a 4 wheeler.

After all dis dong gon rain we's shoulds get out the 4 wheeler scooter n go knees bordin

by Big Sep June 27, 2005

red neck threesome

The act of having intercourse with a woman more than six months pregnant.

Stipulations:
1)The unborn child must be of relation to you or a close acquaintance.

2)The unborn child can not be your child.

Hey ma, just had a red neck threesome with uncle Mike's wife.

by Conway Acres Trailer Park May 18, 2011

red neck noise

music that is considered low-brow, worthless and/or socially irrelevant by visible minorities and the middle- and upper-classes. Heavy metal, country and country-western music are considered red neck noise.

A: That white boy in Bravo Company kept me up all night with his red neck noise.

B: Fo Real? What plastic was he spinnin'?

A: Gawd damn Metallica and Johnny Cash, yo.

by Johnny Z. Styles June 21, 2010

Red Neck Honkey

A big rig loving, Union hating, KKK enthusiast that honks there horn 3 times before hitting a so called "Nigger" with their rusty pickup truck.

Black Male 1: Did you here what happend to Jamal?
Black Male 2: Yea, heard a Red Neck Honkey hit him!
Red Neck Honkey: *Honks Horn* Thats right niggers!

by WhatsGood?!? October 11, 2014