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Retards

Barack Obama and his socialist cabinet are nothing but a bunch of retards!
by TheRightIsRight September 22, 2009
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Retardsexual

A person who feels the need to put labels on themselves, to make up for the empty void of their personality, and will say offensive things about you but will cry if anyone says anything remotely offensive about them.
“Hey man, have you met that fatherless dream Stan?”
“Yeah, they are a complete Retardsexual. No wonder they have no friends.”
by Umbassa July 23, 2022
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Realtard

Someone who is operating in society and appears, by all means, to be "normal" and fully functional in their mental capacities. This person is not diagnosed as mentally challenged or retarded in any way, and yet they find ways to do things that are so stupid and moronic that they end up hurting themselves, ruining their careers and/or getting themselves posted on the news, YouTube and other social medias. The act is so bad, that it is disrespectful to those people in this world that actually do have mental retardation and/or are mentally challenged.
Example 1:
Did you hear about Plaxico Buress, the NFL player? He shot HIMSELF in the leg at a nightclub and now he's going to prison for 2 years. Man, that guy is a realtard.

Example 2:
That Tiger guy is a Realtard, he was the greatest golfer in the world and was on pace to break the record for Majors, but he could not keep it in his pants. When his wife found out, she chased him down the street with his own clubs and beat the shit out of his car until he crashed into a tree. That's about as Realtarded as it gets...
by Pablo Diablo 29 December 14, 2011
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Illiterate Hippy retards

People who have no idea what their doing or why, but think its helping something.
by Satan. July 13, 2003
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reatarded

You reatarded.
by Slay_on_fleek May 10, 2016
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We Were Retards

A funny rant site, by two guys who claim to be retards.
I was at We Were Retards, reading stupid rants. Good times. www.wewereretards.tk
by no one February 23, 2005
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reatard

Someone who is too stupid to notice the material with which your body is made.
you OK reatard?
I am wood
stupid.
by poudink January 1, 2021
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