you're gonna hate me, but

Something you never want anyone to say. Whenever you hear this, you should run because, you know it's going to be something bad. When someone says this, they often did something they know will make you upset. They confess using this simple yet awful phrase.

You're gonna hate me, but I used all of the shampoo.
You're gonna hate me, but I took all of your toilet paper.
You're gonna hate me, but, I ate your leftover Subway.
You're gonna hate me, but I lost your dog.

by Budgii October 15, 2018

You're gonna love me.

Any time someone says "I like that," or describes something that they enjoy, you must reply with this phrase in a harsh, raspy 'Christian Bale as Batman' voice.

Originally from the movie "The Dark Knight." When the Joker says "A little fight in you, I Like that." Batman comes out of nowhere and replies "Then you're gonna love me" before knocking some heads around.

"I like this beer.. it tastes great!"

(deep raspy voice) "THEN YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME."

by putasmileon December 8, 2009

you're dead to me

old english saying that was used to announce that the person in question was disowned or would never be "seen, or heard" again.

you slept with my wife.....you're dead to me

the origional aiel used the term in a Robert Jordan book as well, but in a more wordful way

"You killed some one, you are dead to me and the rest of the True Aeil......Turn away from me i wish not to see that face, my son had a face like yours, but alas he is dead to me?

by Sir Killalot January 5, 2007

Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything.

A ptsd trigger for those who are very cultured.

"Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything..." Jane said
"Never say that again!" James shouted with fear in his eyes.

by anonymous January 9, 2021

I thought we were friends but now you’re gang banging me

often used by Kaglins when people disagree with him.

random person: *disagrees with kaglins*
Kaglins: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS BUT NOW YOU’RE GANG BANGING ME!!!! ;(((

by vintx August 10, 2018

You're Gay To Me

what you say to someone of the opposite sex that you have zero romantic interest in. a more polite way of saying it's not you, it's me.

Sorry Joe, but you're gay to me.

by squeezyesq. August 6, 2010

You're pissing on me!

alternative for the saying "You have got to be kidding me"

used to show disbelief or dismay.

girl 1: "She likes him again!"
girl 2: "You're pissing on me!"

by amyy.graceyy :) October 19, 2010