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Fatlad's Food Ratio

Basically this is the ratio applied to foodstuffs, by fat people whereby whatever the packaging states as how many people the foodstuff serves is divided by a minimum of 2. Used frequently in the North of England......
Fatlady: Says 'ere this cheesecake serves 4 people.
Fatlad: Well using Fatlad's Food Ratio, as we are fat, thats 2 people in our case!
by Your Local Hero February 21, 2008
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imminent poop to poot ratio

A formal ratio calculated that measures gaseous emissions at varying phases of needing to take a shit, postulating that the more imminent the turd, the higher the volume and rate of concurrent farting.
My father explained that during the process of the massive turd being passed, his lab assistant calculated the “imminent poop to poot ratio” and concluded that the ratio obtained had in fact accurately predicted both the proximity of the exiting turd to the rectum as well as estimating its unorthodox, gargantuan size, by measuring the flatus emitted.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019
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1-10 rating scale

1- Impossibly Ugly- Nobody is this ugly

2- Lowest Ugly- Very Very Ugly. Only about 1-2 percent of the population is this ugly
3- Plain Ugly- Someone who was born ugly

4- Unattractive- someone who is still ugly but not horrendously ugly.
5- Average- someone who is neither ugly or attractive and just “fits in”

6- Slightly Above Average- someonewho you aren’t necessarily attracted to but is above what is considered average.

7- Cute/ adorable- No Major Features but is still attractive. Mildly Attractive
8- Good Looking/ Pretty- Someone most people would consider attractive. They have a nice face, and are relatively in shape.

8.5- Handsome/ Beautiful- Almost Everone agrees they are attractive and are genetically blessed. They are basically very good looking. Someone that is/ looks like they should model are in this category.
9- Hot- someone you’d want to smash in an instant. They have a banging body, and a handsome/ beautiful face. A nine can become an 8.5 if they stop working out.

9.1- 9.9- Gorgeous- This person has 99 percent of everything going for them. These are usually pagent girls, or the male equivalent. They scream HOTTTT, and are so desirable. Just like a 2, very very few people can be in this category.

10- Perfection- Something that is possible unlike a 1, and has the same physical traits as a 9.9 but are super sweet, loyal, and not a gold digger.
The 1-10 rating scale is all subjective, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 2, 2019
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Rational Funk

The name of a fresh northeastern ska/funk band whose name originated in a math class after "rational fuctions" was abbreviated to "rational func", and eventually to "Rational Funk". After years spent in music class and a day of learning about "rational fuctions", the northeastern ska band Rational Funk was born. Known for their funky cover of "American the Beautiful", renamed "American the Beauti-funk", and also their other patriotic funk-covers.
Dude, have you listened to Rational Funk play in the band room? They're so funkin' awesome!
by dspike50 January 4, 2010
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radikult

Name of a song off the late Morbid Angel's album Illud Divinum Insanus. To be used as an adjective to describe a noun or situation that:
1. tries too hard
2. tries to be hard
3. is too extreme
4. is buttrock
5. is a false and should be burned and died
Danny: "Hey man, hear the new Morbid Angel album?"
Forest: "Yeah man, it's radikult!"
by BigDiddies November 22, 2011
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rationalization hamster

The rationalization hamster is a legendary creature dwelling deep in the minds of the self-delusional, and is particularly common among young liberal women. From birth, the rationalization hamster enters a symbiotic relation with its host, whereby whenever the host feels a craving to do something completely insane and malicious that will have horrible consequences for everyone in the long run, the rationalization hamster will jump on its wheel and run really, really fast, getting the magical hamster wheel to spin out a long sheet of paper full of neat rationalizations for the ultimately devastating action.

Rationalization hamsters are thought to be a key component in producing liberal scholarly works, particularly those of feminism. Young, liberated women often rely on it to explain their attraction to the asshole who is going to pump and dump them, as well as their contempt for the nice guy who, unaware of the hamster within, strives fruitlessly to gain their true love. Older, liberated women also rely on it for dumping their husbands and using the resulting child support money on jewellery, cars and/or crack.
The adulterer: Well, it's okay to lie about cheating on him and say it's his baby, as long as his feelings aren't hurt!

Some dude: Whoa, you think it's okay to lie, cheat and commit paternity fraud on your man? Your rationalization hamster must be working overtime!

The adulterer: But it's not my fault I slept around, it kinda just happened! And those guys probably raped me because I don't really like them right now anymore...

Some dude: Hot dang, that's one tough hamster!
by rampaging teddybear of wub December 14, 2012
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load ratio

How many dollars it takes you to blow your load in your hapless (but consensual) target.
If your load ratio was hovering dangerously high, just get on 35 and head south to San Marcos to pad your stats.
by hornfan May 8, 2006
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