fatlad

a male who possesses all of the following attributes;
a minimum of 4 stones overweight,
cider drinker,
gambling addiction,
in love with ex,
experience of bar work,
a love of meat

original fatlad Sam, original fatlad Gareth, SID Guy, butterbean, fordham

by Fatlad Jesus February 6, 2007

Fatlad's Food Ratio

Basically this is the ratio applied to foodstuffs, by fat people whereby whatever the packaging states as how many people the foodstuff serves is divided by a minimum of 2. Used frequently in the North of England......

Fatlady: Says 'ere this cheesecake serves 4 people.
Fatlad: Well using Fatlad's Food Ratio, as we are fat, thats 2 people in our case!

by Your Local Hero February 21, 2008

Falador Massacre

A massacre in a game called runescape. It happened 6/6/6 in many towns in Runescape and was cause by a glitch that happened when the first player to get 99 construction had a house party. It was soooo laggy that it kicked everyone to Falador and the people that were in the boxing ring at the time of the boot were aloud to kill people outside of the wilderness withought the other people fighting back. One of the most known killers is Durial321. There were a total of 2 billion coins lost that day and have never been recovered. On every June 6th people usually plant flowers in memory of the people who died. This was the first and only massacre in runescape.

Yo, did u hear about the Falador Massacre?

Yeah dude, its terrible.

by Runescape Info December 14, 2010

Fatlanta

Derrogotory nickname for Atlanta GA. Based on the fact that everyone there is a fatass.

Welcom to Fatlanta, we have a waffle house on every corner to assist your dietary needs.

by Omenator May 2, 2011

Falador Massacre

A while ago, on June 6th 2006, (6/6/6) there was a glitch in Runescape which allowed players to kill other players sans the wilderness. This was supposedly due to the new update of Player Owned Houses. Durial321 was one of the many who killed people in Fally, and has become something of a legend to Runescapers.

Noob: "GUESS WHAT!"
Player: "What?"
Noob: "OMG I WAS THERE FOR THE FALADOR MASSACRE LOLOLOL DURIAL KILLED ME!!!"
Player: "...Good for you."

by JustinCase000 April 6, 2008

Giwa Falade

A very powerful and ruthless female who is dreaded and feared by a lot of people.

Person 1: She walked in here, snapped her fingers, and ordered that everyone evacuated the premises, and it was done!

Person 2: Oh my God, she's such a Giwa Falade!

by Wattfisher October 20, 2021

Falador

A big city in Runescape. west of Barbarian Village and east of Taverley. Has lots of big white buildings and walls.

I went to Falador to kill a few guards.

by King_Pin666 November 13, 2007