Having the feeling of being totally perplexed, confused, and bewildered that something you absolutely believe in and expected to happen, didn't. This usually results in loss of friends, reputation, and maybe your livelihood.
After the rapture deadline of May 21, 2011 passed, many believers whose hopes were dashed had an extreme sense of rapture failure.
by bluespiper July 15, 2011
Get the Rapture Failuremug. by Singleinthecity704.com December 28, 2011
Get the rapture momentmug. The theory that Youtubers will be charged with a felony by a yet to be approved bill (Bill S.978) with a possible penalty of up to 5 years in prison for uploading a video containing copyrighted content which to the alarmists indicates the end of the Internet as we know it.
The Internet Rapture™ is coming... soon it will be illegal to do karaoke or play games and upload it to Youtube.
by AvidyaUS July 3, 2011
Get the The Internet Rapture™mug. As described by the Gizmodo blog : "get a bunch of your old clothes in full sets of pants, shirts, and shoes. Bonus points if you leave accessories like an old watch or sunglasses to go with them. Lay them out as if people have suddenly disappeared, leaving only the clothes behind. Be creative. Take pictures."
by Harold Camping October 5, 2011
Get the Rapture bombmug. After Having your way with a girl, she gets up and tells you she has STDs or AIDS
A friend might pop into the room and scream, "You've been Raptured!"
A book falls on your foot in the library
A friend looks at you and says, "You've been raptured!"
A friend might pop into the room and scream, "You've been Raptured!"
A book falls on your foot in the library
A friend looks at you and says, "You've been raptured!"
by MeatheadMilitia July 9, 2011
Get the You've Been Rapturedmug. I'm going to rapture
by Aidsdrinker March 24, 2022
Get the Rapturemug. Management called Dennis into the office this morning for an “ANAL-RAPTURE”. After he parked in the wrong location.
by AssMan1987 October 11, 2022
Get the Anal-Rapturemug.