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Redwood

A girl on her period with the cramps.
Person #1: Aye bro wassup with you and Kiesha lastnight?
Person #2: Aww man she's redwooded, had to settle for oral.
Person #1: Oh damn.
by FlashyAdidas May 17, 2016
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Russian Redwood

When you’re in the Russian River and you’re getting some head
I went to the river over the weekend and my girl gave me a Russian redwood.
by Floatyourgoat November 14, 2023
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Redwood

When you get done making love to a women who’s on her period and your penis is covered in menstral fluid.
I was with this girl last night and she was extra wet and I looked down and man I had a huge redwood!
by TooBoosted101 September 29, 2023
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Polyester curtains and a redwood deck

Reference to a biological male that had his genitals replace with a man made female genitals
That dude has some sweet “polyester curtains and a redwood deck!”
by anonymous July 31, 2023
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Redwood Lounge

A distinct style of music merging folk, rock, blues country and punk, primary originating from Northern California; woodsy folk music.
Yeti Schlong is more polka than redwood lounge.
by Coastal-dust July 6, 2025
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Redwood Monkey

Redwood monkey (slang, derogatory) — A made-up insult directed toward someone from Northern California or Native to that region, implying they are wild, primitive, or less civilized. Often used mockingly or with racist undertones toward Indigenous people, referencing “Redwood” (a Northern California symbol) and “monkey” (a demeaning term).
1. Insulting context:
“Go back to the woods, you redwood monkey.”
(Used to mock someone’s Native background or connection to Northern California nature.)

2. Mocking someone’s roots:
“Figures a redwood monkey like you wouldn’t get it.”
(Meant to sound superior, suggesting the person is uneducated or “wild.”)

3. Targeted, location-based jab:
“You must be from up north — all you redwood monkeys act the same.”
(Insulting someone for being from a specific area, often in a racist or classist tone.)
by Krakatoahaha October 23, 2025
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redwood middle school

Shithole filled with kids who think they from the hood, some of them are ight

Some teachers are creeps to.
Jeff: what school you go to Benny?
Benny: i go to redwood middle school
Jeff: I heard all the kids their snort pixie sticks
Benny:they do
by smartiesniffer November 23, 2021
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