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Cranial Queefing

Euphemism for a major symptom of the incurable disease of CRS; (Can't Remember Shit). Presents in the patient as a manifestation of a violent or forceful expulsion of air or gas (Bull Shit) from the Cranium. aka:Cerebral Flatulence.

See Also: Brain Fart.
You will have to forgive my lack of attention today, I am suffering from a major attack of Cranial Queefing...
by Tore Up November 30, 2011
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queefing cunt syndrome

Queefing cunt syndrome (QCS) is a rare disorder acquired by dirty bitches who smear it foward and are prone to bacterial infections especially caused by clostridium perfringens, an organism that causes gas gangrene in infected tissue.
Maricon had an incredible bout with queefing cunt syndrome last spring.
by Phenomally January 29, 2007
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queeftage

a series of vaginal farts (queefs) that result in a montage of vaginal farts.

may or may not be captured via video.
Jane performed a queeftage in the locker room when all the girls were gathered around.
by Hydrocele7 December 14, 2009
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dickhole queefing

An activity that requires a person known to be a dickhead, and also able to take in information and immediately pop it back out in a gaseous, histrionic, fishy-smelling form that will tend to drive away all but those accustomed to sniffing each other's butts.
I can't go home. The house wreaks of dickhole queefing because my parents have been watching the Glenn Beck show again.
by JJBeck February 7, 2010
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queeftonic

When the person receiving tuna mouth blows the queef back into the woman's face who released it. This usually will end all sexual relations between the two parties if the original tuna mouth did not.
After Sam sucked Sara dry he queeftoniced her.
by knoxygenkck August 3, 2011
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queefiness

Queefiness- When someone smells really bad.
Chaz really has a queefiness smell because he didn`t shower this morning.
by Sam Malone December 19, 2006
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Queeften

Queeften |kwēf|

noun verb adjective
An act of stupidity or aloofness that cannot be describe in any other way.

DERIVATIVES
queef-ing verb
queef-ed verb

ORIGIN early 21st century.: from latin kristenisaqueefhead 'queefhead', probably from Italian benelyson 'scrabble'

*can be inserted in lyrics for extreme queeften*
wow, just wow...the only word to describe that is..queeften

*can be inserted in lyrics for extreme queeften*

Big queef poppin' and little queef stoppin'
Big queef poppin' and little queef stoppin'
by Queef King October 9, 2008
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