Putin

Another word for “anus.”

“For the next medical exam, I will have to put this finger up your Putin.”

“Mooooom! Can you come wipe my Putin?”

“Honey, I’m so horny! Can you please stick it in my Putin tonight?”

by ChowderheadMG March 1, 2022

Putin

Putin is the most lovable person! He is sweet, kind, and always there when you need him. He is ready to comfort you in any situation. Sometimes Putin can get a little funny and messy, but he will always apologize at the end.

“Wow he is such a Putin”

“I know right”
“I still love him even after high school”

by SimplyAPutin October 5, 2020

Putin

The President of Russia. Great for making memes/jokes.

Just Putin on my glasses

by None yo' buissness January 31, 2018

Putin

A political disease.

putin deez nuts

by slugma218 March 11, 2022

Putin

Synonymous to "dick", but much smaller. Rather a microdick or even a nano one.

This evening I'm going to search Pornhub for putin videos.

by dqq March 1, 2022

Putin

(Noun) - The man who lives in snow, listens to your wishes and watches you
(Verb ing) - Putining someone means to backstab or trick a person into being a puppet
(Verbed) - When you are Putined you just died or got fucked
(Phrase) - Powerfully Rich Asshole
(Opposite) - Loving, Caring, Trustworthy
(Alike) - Terroist

I've been putined
I am putining right now.
Youre a Putin.
"OH JESUS"

by Lovingmember November 19, 2017

Putin

Ukrainian almighty god.

Everything that happens in Ukraine is carried out according to Putin's will.

by Andy the Bear November 18, 2016