Special Agent, now President of Russia, who reversed the West-organized disintegration of Russia by outsmarting both local oligarchs (Berezhovsky) and globalists (Soros, Rothschild), who stopped internal civil war (Saudi Arabia and USA funded Al Queda in Chechnya), rebuilt Russian army and economy, forced global business to work in national interests, defeated Al Queda in Syria by helping official government, saved people of Crimea from genocide by globalist-backed Maidan far-fights (see Odessa 2 Mai 2014), provided Donbass population with means to protect themselves from West-funded far-rights, created non-fake anticorruption court system in Russia, builds Democracy in Russia. A man of word, of will, of courage, of intellect. Feared by globalists and war mongers; is an official God of Ukrops (far-right maidan supporters); well respected by locals, who remember what Perestroyka actually was (born 1980 or earlier). Is Obama's and his media-zombies' worst nightmare.
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by Correkt September 14, 2020
Putin is the most lovable person! He is sweet, kind, and always there when you need him. He is ready to comfort you in any situation. Sometimes Putin can get a little funny and messy, but he will always apologize at the end.
by SimplyAPutin October 05, 2020
Pronounced Poo-teen. offshoot of puto. 1) A homosexual male who is small in size or small in the pants. also used to greet a friend in a different way other than the casual "whats up bitch?" 2) Vidal
"waddup putin?"
"that guy is a putin...homie needs tweezers to find his pito"
"he got dumped by HER? what a putin!"
"that guy is a putin...homie needs tweezers to find his pito"
"he got dumped by HER? what a putin!"
by Greg D October 07, 2005
1. as in give her your meat, long shlong, purple headed yogert slinger, lick stick, or padro.
2. another word for guys who have sex openly.
2. another word for guys who have sex openly.
by local beeatch April 30, 2006
America's actual president since he won the 2016 presidential election. Can be found inserting his penis into Trump's mouth from time to time.
Joe: I thought Trump was president?
Jim: No, you moron, Trump's just pretending because he's President Putin's bitch.
Jim: No, you moron, Trump's just pretending because he's President Putin's bitch.
by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019
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