Pulitzer Surprise

When someone shoves a book in your asshole without warning

I gave Claire the Pulitzer surprise last night and she was not happy.

by Burnsides January 1, 2021

New Paltz middle School

A school in the a small town with a bunch of pot smoking hobos with there very own gay pride club. Kids in the school can change there names to things like Kit Jesse and other things. The school is a prison and the bathrooms are a juul hangout spot

U look like the New Paltz Middle School

by Griffin savage November 5, 2019

putz

Noun. Yiddish. A stupid, irritating, and ineffectual person. Literally a penis. Often accompanied by the gesture of a fist with the pinkie finger raised. Differs from schmuck by being a fraction of the size.

Verb. Yiddish. To work unproductively

Lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way, you putz.
Quit putzing around with that jpeg and upload it.

by coolpapa September 18, 2013

Putzy

Derived from the word 'Putz.' Means to laze about with no intention of accomplishing anything. Does not mean you will act unintelligent, rather in a slow and relaxed manner.

I fully intend to just putzy around the house this weekend.

by Demiskus June 2, 2014

putz

Literally, vulgar slang for penis, not to be used lightly. More offensive than the schmuck, which can be used affectionately or teasingly. Rarely used to describe the member, schmuck does that. Def. from the "Joys of Yiddish" by Leo Rosten

What a putz! Used the same as What an asshole!

by Laura Cohen March 18, 2003

putzed

literay "to have dicked arround"
when you have time and nothing specific to accomplish, you occupy yourself with what is at hand. kind of like going to urbandictionary.com and adding your own definitions eg. ninja route
see putz and adhd

mother: "Son, you have been out side for nearly an hour, why is the lawn not mowed? what have you done with all that time?"
son: "aw shizzle ma, i done putzed for how long now?"

by halluciphile July 8, 2004

putzin *around*

goofing off, slacking

Hey, stop putzin around!

by CJ January 5, 2005