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Profile Stalker

Someone who browses the internet scouring social network sites for pictures of people they find attractive. They will often save their profile picture to a private file on their computer and fantasize about them.

Statistically 4/5 people are unknown victims of profile stalkers!

As for the other 1/5.... well, they are the profile stalkers.
A profile stalker often sends at least 10 friend requests a day and will prey on unsuspecting victims. They ususally have about 2000-3000 so called 'friends' on Facebook.
by heypresto December 14, 2010
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black profile

A black profile is when the screen of a profile has a black background. It usually happens when the user is depressed or protesting something.
“My favorite instagramer has a black profile should I be worried??”
by Charlie-Greenland June 27, 2018
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profigliano

The act of avoiding the laser mechanism that reverses the direction of a garage door when interrupted by someone breaking the beam of light.
Bob profiglianoed back into the garage after starting the car.
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The Prodigal Lesbian

A Born-again lesbian that reverts back to romantic relationships with men.
My cousin married a man shortly after college, had two kids, then came out as a lesbian when she was 30. She dated women and got lesbian married. She still had feelings for men, though so she got lesbian divorced and became The Prodigal Lesbian: she’s now returned to dating men.
by AJ02 June 22, 2021
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probie

Probie is a term used by firefighters to identify a probationary firefighter, or rookie.
its a noun
by Chewyfood January 14, 2004
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high-profile

To have an embarrassing boner (erection) in a public space.
Yo, what an embarrassment... I went to see a French movie yesterday with Sophie and I came out of the theater very high-profile. She was hyper pissed-off with me.
by rperazag May 10, 2010
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Pooicide

When you accidently kill yourself when you are taking an extremely excruciating, painful, enduring, shit.
Some say Elvis died from a drug overdose. I beg to differ. He was on the toilet so he must have committed pooicide.
by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010
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