The Prodigal Lesbian

A Born-again lesbian that reverts back to romantic relationships with men.

My cousin married a man shortly after college, had two kids, then came out as a lesbian when she was 30. She dated women and got lesbian married. She still had feelings for men, though so she got lesbian divorced and became The Prodigal Lesbian: she’s now returned to dating men.

by AJ02 June 22, 2021

Dooper

Another name for the male genitalia.

You better zip your fly or you’ll show everyone your dooper!

by AJ02 June 29, 2021

A God’s Plenty

The G-rated version of a “fuck-ton.”

I don’t need anymore; I’ve already had a God’s Plenty.

by AJ02 June 27, 2021

An angry mule’s kick

Pretty close, but not super close. Approximately 12 feet.

I’m only an angry mule’s kick away from town.

by AJ02 June 30, 2021

Born-again lesbian

A current lesbian that use to be married to a man and had children. After years in an unhappy relationship, she came out as a lesbian and married a woman.

I just saw a couple of born-again lesbians in the airport. I could tell they use to be married to men because their adult children were with them.

by AJ02 June 19, 2021