A peef is a penis fart, similar to a queef. A queef is to a female as a peef is to a male.
There have been very few recorded incidences of peefs. However, we do know that a peef is both pleasant and painful for the 'peefer'. No incidences of a 'wet peef' have ever been recorded.
On a related note, the peef has much militaristic potential. Theoretically, with the proper enhancements and adjustments, the peef could become powerful enough to replace nuclear warfare.
There have been very few recorded incidences of peefs. However, we do know that a peef is both pleasant and painful for the 'peefer'. No incidences of a 'wet peef' have ever been recorded.
On a related note, the peef has much militaristic potential. Theoretically, with the proper enhancements and adjustments, the peef could become powerful enough to replace nuclear warfare.
Example 1:
Vendor: I peefed at the dinner table.
Example 2:
Pierce: I tried to peef, but blood came out instead.
Vendor: I peefed at the dinner table.
Example 2:
Pierce: I tried to peef, but blood came out instead.
by Pierce November 25, 2004
Get the Peef mug.I called Julia to see if she wanted to hang out but she said" no dude I can't hang out right now I just Peefd all over myself."
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by jimmyjump55555 March 27, 2008
Get the Pree mug.Perefra (per-re-fra) - When the space-time-continuum is disrupted by the pushing of a large, red button; Thus plummeting all of time and space into a four-way paradox, in which the individual who pushed the big red button must relive four key moments of his/her life that intertwine into the creation of the big red button. In order to avert the current time paradox, the individual who pushed the button must eventually sacrifice his/herself and their partner so that the current paradime shift can be averted and the space-time-continuum return to its original state of being. (n.)
DEFINITION #1:
Fabio- "Look, I wonder what this big booty red button does..."
Shaniqua- "What the hell??"
Fabio- *pushes button*
Shaniqua- " AW HELL NAW!!!"
Fabio- Repeats definition of Perefra while all of time and space collapse around four key points of his life, and eventually Shaniqua's as well.
DEFINITION #2:
Shanaynay: I've had 3 Perefras in the last five minutes.
Fabio- "Look, I wonder what this big booty red button does..."
Shaniqua- "What the hell??"
Fabio- *pushes button*
Shaniqua- " AW HELL NAW!!!"
Fabio- Repeats definition of Perefra while all of time and space collapse around four key points of his life, and eventually Shaniqua's as well.
DEFINITION #2:
Shanaynay: I've had 3 Perefras in the last five minutes.
by PFizzleBigMacDaddy January 20, 2012
Get the Perefra mug.Mainly used in England. Stalking or watching someone; a social networking profile or just in general.
by Nikbob November 25, 2013
Get the Pree mug.The shit you take before you go out at night. Failure to take one can result in holding back a fart or even a shit in front of girls or others. Taking a preemptive allows for maximum beer drinkage and room for a late night meal.
Johnny: "Yo dude when these girls leave I'm gonna rip a sick fart."
Bobby: "Dude you defintely didn't taje a preemptive shit. We're going to the diner in a little bite."
Johnny: "Fuck!"
Bobby: "Dude you defintely didn't taje a preemptive shit. We're going to the diner in a little bite."
Johnny: "Fuck!"
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