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Prostache

Prostache is grown exclusively during the month of November for the Movember event. Celebrating the fight against male prostate cancer it is the prostate mustache - or prostache.

The pronunciation of the first half of the word rhymes with "frost".
As cool as his prostache looked, he knew it meant more to him; much more.
by Zarbuck November 16, 2010
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Proest

the best of the pros
boy 1: Haylie is the proest at fortnite!!
boy2: oh my zappers, you’re right!
by ari_hatsumi March 3, 2020
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Probastinating

The act of masturbating and procrastinating at the same time
Hey man have you done your assignment?

Nah, I ended up probastinating 3 times instead
by probastinator October 20, 2010
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prostababy

A baby whose parent is a prostitute and does not know who the other parent or both parents is/are. Fused from the words prostitute and baby.
Jacob: Who's your father?
Justine: I don't know, my moms a prostitute.
Josh: So you're a prostababy?
Justine: Yes faggot.
by Did I ask you? April 16, 2010
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Prostattoote

When you are a tattoo-addict and you get tattoos from everyone.
"Why do you get tattoos from every person you know?"
"Because I'm a prostattoote!"
by CaseLoki August 30, 2016
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prostate gland

The interior male sex gland, about the size of a small walnut, not inside the anus but right on the other side of the anal wall (responding to anal pressure and capable of producing great pleasure), and close to or touching other parts of a man's interior sexual equipment/urinary system.

Semen (often mistakenly called "sperm") actually consists of about 65% prostatic fluid, the remaining liquid and sperm themselves coming from the testicles.

The mineral zinc is good for glands and is said to be especially good for the prostate, by supporting increased prostatic fluid production (prostate "flow"). Many herbalists also swear by saw palmetto, an extract made from a palm-like shrub that grows in coastal areas of South Carolina, to keep that flow moving nicely.

If the prostate feels a little swollen (often described as a "twinge insidesic my butt") its flow might be a little "backed up" and more sexual outlet is advised. The medical profession is much less likely to routinely screen for PSA's (an indicator of possible prostate cancer) than in the past because, in early 2010, the evidence indicated that so many false-positives had been generated that the cure (chemo, etc.) for the disease was worse statistically than the disease (prostate cancer) itself, on average.

Not to be confused with the word "prostrate," which means "stretched out face down on the ground in submission or adoration," or "to be lying flat."
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"Will you have sex with me? It's essential to keep my prostate gland in good condition."

"So is masturbation. Get busy."
by al-in-chgo March 6, 2010
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prosti-tots

Young girls who dress like prostitutes.
After the concert, I saw a group of prosti-tots chasing the tour bus.
by guido420 April 17, 2006
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