Pouring a Guinness

The act of passing diarrhea, usually whilst travelling abroad.

"How was Gary this morning?"
"Oh, not too flash, he was on the shitter all night, pouring a Guinness well into the wee hours

by Gruntie Stevie October 25, 2020

pouring a mermaid into the void

Colloquialism for "this/that doesn't make any sense"

Jordan be pouring a mermaid into the void tryn'a explain modernism to his 9-year-old.

by carnefox October 9, 2020

pouring concrete

an unique and exciting way to congratulate the announcement of a new grandchild

Nice wordle and we're pouring concrete over here

by BabyStark August 29, 2023

Pouring the shampoo

Pouring the shampoo is when you ejaculate on your partner.

I was with this girl, and I was pouring the shampoo all over her!

by Your mother 6969 June 30, 2024

pouring honey on a goat

Generally used as a term to glaze Lebron James and/or your "goat"

"I'm pouring honey on a goat."

"I liked him more on the heat"

by Vilger January 4, 2025

Cylindrical Pouring Device

A jug.

You understand?

Just a jug.

IT'S A FUCKING JUG!

<TheJoker> Yo, pass me the CPD, I'm thirsty.
<LD> IT'S A JUG, DAMN YOU! A JUG!
* LD hurls a jug at TheJoker
<TheJoker> Oh no, my face! I have seen the errors of my ways!

by LD December 15, 2004

Stomach pouring

when something is so shockinq all you can do is shit in your pants .

yo it was mad Stomach pouring when i smelled that guys body odor.

by Berthia =] October 20, 2008