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Paul Position

During intercourse the girl lies flat on her belly and the man inserts in her vagina on top lying flat on her as well
Larra's neck is sore from Paul positioning last night.
by SulleytheROCK December 17, 2008
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Posttraumatic Yapping Disorder

A residual mental illness caused by chronic exposure to the high-pitched, pneumatic barking of small dogs belonging to one’s neighbors.
I am slowly but surely getting some distance from this Posttraumatic Yapping Disorder; I’ve noticed a decrease in my hypervigilance to sound since I removed myself from the noisy old neighborhood that was heavily populated by an army of tiny yappers who reacted to every single sound throughout those days and nights.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2019
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Posttraumatic Fuck Disorder

A potentially disabling psychological disorder caused by a tryst fantasized about for a long time but which turns out to be most disappointing if not grotesque.
It took years of in-depth bi-weekly psychotherapy to begin to eradicate my sad and nearly intractable case of disturbing Posttraumatic Fuck Disorder.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020
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Hark, I hear postil shits!

The shitfaced stage actor’s delivery of the line: “Hark, I hear pistol shots!”
Well you sad motherfuckers who’ve paid good money to see me perform tonight, “Hark, I hear postil shits!”
by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2020
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amazon position

A position where the male, lays down on a slanted angle and spreads his legs; thus allowing the penis to occupy space. The female dominates on top as she takes the lead. Its almost reversed roles.
lets try the amazon position. ill be on top while you are on the bottom.
by Sinfultimes December 1, 2016
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postiductomy

1 To describe an adhesive object stuck onto an individual.

2 One's excessive attachment to another.

ORIGIN: (21st Century) Originally derived from a Post-it stuck on Moe Yen. New meaning inspired by very tight-knit relationships, not necessarily used in a negative connotation.
1 Moe had a serious case of postiductomy as she panicked when a Post-it was stuck to her.

2 Jill was diagnosed with postiductomy when Jack wanted to be around Jane 24/7.
by moewowotak June 2, 2008
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Posititties

Boobs so large you have to get a custom fit bra
Man 1: I heard you hit it with Grace last night
Man 2: Yea bro her tits were so big that bitch had posititties
by alolli8 June 2, 2018
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