portfolio

A way to justify not paying somebody for services rendered.

Sure, we could pay you, but instead think of how great this will look in your portfolio!

by InstantSunrise November 5, 2010

portishead

The best band on earth

OMG It's Portishead!

by Dashite July 10, 2003

portfolio killer

What a sociopath becomes after earning a top university degree in finance.

Harry: "Dex, put away the knives. You won't need them on Wall Street."

Dexter: "Wall Street?"

Harry: "Yes, son. You're going to become a portfolio killer."

Dexter: "But what about the code?"

Harry: "Forget the code, Dex, and start slashing those 401Ks!"

Dexter: "And my trophies... my slides?"

Harry: "Don't worry son, there will be plenty of blood to collect - just not right away."

by Downsized October 9, 2011

Portia

Portia is the type of person to get so high at school that she gets kicked off a sports team. Portia usually is a nice person and always laughs.

Dang Portia is so funny.

by DIGDACKDICK January 28, 2019

portillo's

a Chicago- restaurant chain do you see Portillo's in another state? just wondering... that has amazing food and rocks!! my personal favorite: Barnelli's, where they serve real, fresh Chicken Caesar salads. best shit ever. oh, and their decor is major bad-ass: 1920s Chicago :)

Portillo's is where we ate for my brother's graduation :)

by scene_hippie June 12, 2008

Polyjuice Potion

The magical potion used in Harry Potter to change the physical appearance of one human to another using part of their DNA.

The stuff that dreams are made of. And shapeshifters.

I took some Polyjuice Potion and magically turned into Justin Bieber!" "You can leave now.

by The purple-pointed toothy-toes January 24, 2011

brewing a murky potion

Taking a really liquid diarrhea shit.

"I was brewing a murky potion and I can't get your toilet to flush."

by Senator O'Biden October 26, 2012