petering

Verb- When two or more people of the male gender engage in any sexual action.

I was petering Kevin last night.

by puffyflouse March 5, 2011

puttering around

To busy oneself around the homestead pretending to look busy. Bam. Suck it ryan. It's here now.

AKA to pick up small items, clean already clean areas, etc...

She was puttering around the house on a lazy Sunday not sure what to do with herself.

by Toomanycatpeople April 6, 2016

powdering each other's noses

having lesbian sex. the excuse two girls use when they go the bathroom and get it on.

nic: where are the girls?

auriel: oh, they're in the bathroom, powdering each other's noses.

nic: oh, that's hot.

by taupecyan October 1, 2010

Pestering

pess-ter

To annoy; to bug

Sally enjoys pestering her peers.

by PaperRomance February 23, 2011

petering

The act of creeping on adolescent females in an extremely intoxicated state, with the hope of success, however always doomed to failure.

i was petering in dandelion the other night, tried to mooch rachel gardiner 16 times. Just as well i got rejected im a terrible man for the whiskey dick if experience tells.

by the night stalker 3000 October 23, 2012

Pondering Monkey

1. noun, A monkey which ponders.
2. proper noun, title character from the popular webcomic The Pondering Monkey by Joe Francis.

1. Look at that pondering monkey, I wonder what he's thinking.
2. Have you read today's Pondering Monkey, it is very amusing.

by Matty N March 30, 2004

Porcelingus

Female version of a Blumpkin: Performing cunnilingus on a female while she defecates

Did you hear? Jack White gave Meg porcelingus before their show the other night. The mic he used now smells like fish & shit!

by Mikenstein July 1, 2008