A combination of poop, pee, and gas. Pretty self-explanitory. Also used in a sentence when the situation is getting awkward.
1. Dude, did you just poopfartpee? that is incredible
2. Adam:"hey man... i had sex with your sister"
Matt:"what the hell man"
Third friend:"poopfartpee man, dont worry about it"
2. Adam:"hey man... i had sex with your sister"
Matt:"what the hell man"
Third friend:"poopfartpee man, dont worry about it"
by Mattypoo January 19, 2006
Get the poopfartpee mug.Poopfart is a universal noun. Poopfart can be a person, place, thing, thought, or idea. Poopfart as a person: Someone who is dirty, says dumb things, or maybe just your best friend. Poopfart as a place: Any place you are going, or even where you are. Poopfart as a thing: Anything that has mass and is an object. Poopfart as a thought or idea: Any idea from anyone that you think is perposterous, great, or meaningless. Poopfart is the new greatest noun, you can use it in anyway, and how ever you want, no one will ever be offended, and it makes you cut down on cursing.
Person: Hannah, you be such a poopfart!
Place: Hey, let's go uptown to poopfart! I love shopping at that place!
Thing: *stubs toe on object* What is that poopfart doing there!
Thought or Idea: I have a poopfart! OR That poopfart is dumb, marcel the shell could think of something better.
Place: Hey, let's go uptown to poopfart! I love shopping at that place!
Thing: *stubs toe on object* What is that poopfart doing there!
Thought or Idea: I have a poopfart! OR That poopfart is dumb, marcel the shell could think of something better.
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Describes someone that performs the past-tense verb 'poofarted' and the noun 'a poofart'.
A person that farts and poos at the same time.
Said person can also have farted, then followed through with a chunky turd-sausage.
Can also be a derivative of somebody that forces a poo out, and does un-planned farts mid-kernel.
A person that farts and poos at the same time.
Said person can also have farted, then followed through with a chunky turd-sausage.
Can also be a derivative of somebody that forces a poo out, and does un-planned farts mid-kernel.
"He's a poofarter"
"I'm a poofarter!"
"I thought I could sly a quick trump, but I poofarted & had to run away"
"Dan crapped his trousers, therefore, I declare that he's a poofarter. His underpants are proof."
"I'm a poofarter!"
"I thought I could sly a quick trump, but I poofarted & had to run away"
"Dan crapped his trousers, therefore, I declare that he's a poofarter. His underpants are proof."
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Get the poopenfarten mug.a trebhum from the eternal cyliner, made with stealth legs, tongued trunk, regenerative body, analytical eyes, and third eye. it is said that poopenfartens are extremely lazy, so lazy that they don't even speak often, and that they could be some sort of epidemic, slowly turning trebhums into permanent poopenfartens. On top of them all is the poopenfarten overlord.
P1: yo have you heard of the poopenfarten?
P2: whats that?
P1: its a trebhum from the eternal cylinder
P2: oh okay.
P2: whats that?
P1: its a trebhum from the eternal cylinder
P2: oh okay.
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Get the poopenfarten mug.to shit your panties.....to leave a shit stain in your panties......to diarrhea in panties....stinky stinkies in the panties... therefore leaving poopypanties(also can be caused by sharting and queefing and any other things that result in a fart or a fart sounding gas coming out of the body)
Bob:Hey, i just shit myself....FUCK!!
Bill:HAHAHA! FUCK YOU!
Bob:FUCK!! It smells like diarrhea!!CHRIST ALMIGHTY!
Bill:HAHA! You fucking asshole! JESUS TESTICLE GRASPING CHRIST! That smells like fucking shit ballz
Bob:I told you, you gaunch licker
Bill:FUCK!
Bob:LMAO! I just shit my self.
Bill:Your an asshole. You pole smoking, alabama hotpocket giving, cincinatti bowtying son of a bitch. Fuck you!
Bob:Now i have poopypanties!
Bill:HAHAHA! FUCK YOU!
Bob:FUCK!! It smells like diarrhea!!CHRIST ALMIGHTY!
Bill:HAHA! You fucking asshole! JESUS TESTICLE GRASPING CHRIST! That smells like fucking shit ballz
Bob:I told you, you gaunch licker
Bill:FUCK!
Bob:LMAO! I just shit my self.
Bill:Your an asshole. You pole smoking, alabama hotpocket giving, cincinatti bowtying son of a bitch. Fuck you!
Bob:Now i have poopypanties!
by white_boy_who_likes_rap December 16, 2006
Get the poopypanties mug.Used as a precursor to copulation, intercourse, fornication, procreation, or any form of sexy time bedroom activities between two willing lovers. Popfarts began in the civil war era as a way to treat pancreatitis, gout, and scrotum cancer--it is also cited as the initial cause of scurvy.
Popfarts is best utilized when a man loves a woman--although he doesn't have to love her, nor do the duo have to be hetero; in fact, homosexuality is encouraged when farting off said breakfast pastries. Not to be confused with the breakfast pasty. See also: salami nipples.
Popfarts begins when one participant acquires poptarts and places them directly covering the entrance to the rectum of the other participant. The initiator must then wait for the recipient to fart the poptart off of their backside for intercourse to continue. If said fartee should stain the poptart a particular shade of brown from excessive force, said fartee shall be banished from the particular sexual encounter, and must wait a full twenty-four hours before returning to Poundtown, USA.
(optional) If no stain should occur, the poptart may be consumed only after completion of both parties.
Popfarts is best utilized when a man loves a woman--although he doesn't have to love her, nor do the duo have to be hetero; in fact, homosexuality is encouraged when farting off said breakfast pastries. Not to be confused with the breakfast pasty. See also: salami nipples.
Popfarts begins when one participant acquires poptarts and places them directly covering the entrance to the rectum of the other participant. The initiator must then wait for the recipient to fart the poptart off of their backside for intercourse to continue. If said fartee should stain the poptart a particular shade of brown from excessive force, said fartee shall be banished from the particular sexual encounter, and must wait a full twenty-four hours before returning to Poundtown, USA.
(optional) If no stain should occur, the poptart may be consumed only after completion of both parties.
Dude me and Debra had the most amazing time last night. We engaged in popfarts and it made for a mighty hearty breakfast the next day.
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