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Poopdick

1. After having anal sex having ones dick covered in poop

2. A male who has anal sex with more than 10 people

3. A person (usually male) who 'shits' on everything
(for #1) "Dude I was fuckin Ashley in the ass and when I pulled my dick was covered in shit"

(for #2) "Dude Kyle just fucked another bitch in the ass that puts him at 11"

(for #3) "Dude nick daniels is such a poopdick, whenever were somewhere, he just makes everything so much worse, he just shits on everything"
by lcn2009 May 3, 2009
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Poopdick

description of , or the act of defecating ones pants whilst in the seated position so horrifically that its forced to travel up the front of ones pants and entomb their reproductive organs with fectal matter.
Keith : "Yo, I think Chris is way too fucked up."
Eric : "Without a doubt, but whats the smell?"
Keith : "I think its coming from Chris"
Eric : "Jesus Christ, NO!...he's poopdicked."
by Hexus525 December 30, 2007
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poop deck

A deck on a ship in which you shit on.
I need to use thae poop deck now or else I'll shit my pants.
by Can of Worms November 24, 2006
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poopdicker

A fag who's always putting his dick in other people's shit.
George W. is a big giant poopdicker.
by Guy who's not a poopdicker September 24, 2005
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poondeck

a deck used to yell at the opposite sex, drink, and a place to be rude and lude.
Wow that's a nice poondeck!
How did he get stephanie's number? He was on the poondeck? Oh, that explains it.
by Kevin Foy September 14, 2007
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poopdick hardon

When you're doin a girl in the butt and you pull out and it has poop on it and you still have a hardon...
I was bangin Jess in the butt last night and I pulled out to slam back in and I had a Fuckin Poopdick Hardon!!!
by EvilGenius420 December 10, 2013
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Poopdickle

When you are having anal sex and your dick is covered in poop. Thus, giving it the name Poop-Dick-le
Last night i got a Poopdickle from Rachael.
by funny_stuff January 9, 2020
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