Poop

Something brown and stinky that comes out of your butthole.
Jeffy: Daddeh

Mario: What

Jeffy: What would happen, if a girl sat on a coffee table and I was underneath the coffee table, and she pooped on the coffee table, and she decided to smear it and it ran up her back, what would happen.

Rosalina: Eww Jeffy that's gross!

That was a part from Jeffy's favorite song from SML (SuperMarioLogan).
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Shit that comes out of your ass
by LolHead456 July 16, 2015
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Poop

A usually brownish blob that comes out your ass; either it shoots out or you have to push it out like your giving birth to it.
My poop shot out of my system like a rocket.
by Amber. O.o October 21, 2008
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A brown, stinky, smelly, gross, substance that comes out of your butt hole. Also know as a terd. You eat, you poop. Simple as that.
Duck face seriously had to poop after eating.
by Meow Sexy Unicorn October 29, 2013
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1. Brown stuff (non-absorbed food matter) that comes in many shapes and sizes and exits the body via your ass!!! *My examples are very funny!
1.The Watermelon Poop: A Very large poop that will not come out; a.k.a. constipation.

2.The Turtle Poop: This poop is mean to you. When you push, it goes out; but when you stop, it goes back in.

3.The Brownie Batter Poop: This comes out a liquid, (Not the point), but when your done, and you look in the toilet, it looks like you crapped brownie batter from your ass.

4.The Pistol Poop: This poop Shoots out of your ass like a bullet fired from a gun. Related to the explosion poop.

5. The Explosion Poop: This poop is related to the pistol poop. This one shoots out of your ass, like the pistol poop, but its bigger; so when it hits the water, it makes a toilet water explosion and your ass gest wet.

6.The "MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!!" Poop: This poop feels like lava when it comes out. Very painful.

7.The "Where is it?" Poop: You feel this poop come out and hear it splash; but when you look in the toilet, *POOF* its gone!

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by Fuzzy1! August 03, 2009
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1.The brown stuff in the toilet that always puts the bathroom out of order at McDonalds
2. an insult that is used when you're too lazy to think of a better one
1. damn I went to use the bathroom in that gas station and the poop was all over the place, it was like a war zone!

2. rick was acting like a poop last night.
by jayhawkk December 04, 2008
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God's magic candy, secreted from the human anus for our gastronomical enjoyment.
If you're low on cash but hungry for a special treat, scoop the poop off your bedsheets and give it a taste.
by unicorn=horsewithseatonhead January 22, 2009
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