ponying

One whom 'PONIES'.
The act of Ponying requires a pony, two men, a woman, and a large rubber sausage. Preferably a squeaky one.

The rest is self expanatory.

Hey bro lets go ponying with beth.

Excuse me dear sir but I just have been on a ponying expedition with your son and his wife elizabeth...would you happen to have a moist towelette?

Ponying sure is hard work bill, How ya doing down there berta!

Q: Get that sausage out of that pony!

A: Whats wrong we're just ponying?

by Kyle Elmer February 17, 2008

Polkinghorn

(Noun) A sex Manifesto, typically written in spoot.

I had extra, so I used it to write a Polkinghorn.

by DaLolida June 21, 2010

Polynigmia

The fear of a group of idiodic people in an enclosed area creating a moronic force field.

Mr. V had an episode of polynigmia when his son had his friends over.

by Robotics_life January 12, 2016

Brooke Polkinghorne

this is a term to describe someone who is very popular and is worshiped by all Asians and has puffy hair. Brooke is also the best yodeller in the word she is also very talented in the arts of sing dancing and many many others. Brooke wants to be a daycare teacher when she grows up but that is just a disguise as she really is a super secret and sexy spy who saves the world on a daily basis with her AMAZING skills 😎

She also is in love with Zac Efron and will marry him In the following year to come.

I want to be a Brooke Polkinghorne when I grow up mummy.

by Xnetha is a banana April 13, 2019

Polling the electorate

To Suck a Dick

When Bobby asked Sam where Dean was, Sam responded by saying "He's Polling the electorate"

by APassAtChuckBass February 11, 2009

Totem poling

When a drunk girl starts dancing behind a guy and wraps her legs around him in an attempt to climb him like a totem pole.

Penni did too many tequila shots and amused her girlfriends by totem poling any guy within striking distance.

by Faster Redhead November 11, 2016

Polynigmion

The insult used by nerds who are 8ft tall, buff, and call girls who want him "gay"

Nerd : Sup dweebs. Football Player : You're a faggot, FAGGOT! 8ft Buff Nerd : What a Polynigmion!

by UrbanizationSquad December 29, 2014