Irony poisoned

When someone perceives nearly everything through multiple layers of irony, and nothing through sincerity. This could extend to someone not being able to sincerely express their own beliefs without someone else thinking they’re being ironic or Insincere. And it could also extend to the inability of someone to take sincerity coming from others at face value, or being skeptical of it.

Person 1: I really enjoy X
Person 2: I bet you only like it because it’s secretly a coping mechanism for something else.
Person 1: it’s not, you’re brain is just irony poisoned

by L+Ratio? May 25, 2022

Prisma

Prisma is a not a comman name, but when you find one of these girls you have to never lose them in your life. Because they are just drop dead beautiful with the intelligence to go with it. She'll always be loyal and never hurt your feelings. She'll help u reach your goals in life and support you in everything. she has the best personality, she can crack a joke and turn around and be completely serious with an important topic. Shes perfect. So dont lose the prisma in your life.

By just seeing Prisma today, she made my day.

by Lil'd August 19, 2012

high speed lead poisoning

Slang for being shot.

Well, he does have 5 bullet holes in his body, so I'd guess the cause of death would've been high speed lead poisoning!

by Bangboy October 12, 2005

puism

An action that only Puiu can do. Usually referring to actions involving what seems to be magic. The final outcome is considered a miracle.

He needs to do a puism and fix the design for that website.

by Galizur August 29, 2019

poisonhole

A disparaging term used for an anal aperture that is intolerably stinky.

My dear, I do believe that your adorable little puppy may have poisonhole!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021

Lee Prisms

a group of bhaddies who met on the internet and started making music to satisfy their boredom through the quarantine. it consists of bad bitch chas, shaydee, joni, and nya.

lism #1: did you here Lee Prisms’ new song? It’s a big ass bop
lism #2: omg yaass bad bitch chas is my bias
some random ass dude: who tf

by leeprisms June 6, 2020

Pop-Tart Poisoning

The invariable result if one consumes both of the toaster pastries contained in a standard-size Mylar pouch of Kellogg's Pop-Tarts in a short time period (i.e. "one sitting"). Note that this only applies to varieties that are coated with frosting and a healthy individual should be able to consume both pastries in one sitting if they are not of the frosted variety.

Pop-Tart poisoning would be considered a special-case of the type of temporary hypoglycemia that results from excessive intake of sugar. The most prevalent symptoms include abdominal pain, nausea, lethargy and possibly headache.

The term is not intended to be specific to Pop-Tart consumption and overindulgence of any one source of simple carbohydrates can be the cause. This is important: In order for the symptoms to be attributable to Pop-Tart poisoning, it must be caused by only one food product.

Dude 1: "Man, how can it be considered a single-serving if I feel like shit every time I make the mistake of eating an entire regular package of Skittles?" (2.17 ounce single-serving package)
Dude 2: "Why does one feel like they're dying if they eat a packet of Pop-Tarts in one sitting? That's the enigma of Pop-Tart Poisoning, my friend! Processed food companies are in bed with the healthcare industry!"

by Derp_McHerperson September 14, 2017