Sitting on a pity potty is a more solitary exercise than going to a pity party, but both describe feeling sorry for one-self.
While sitting on the pity pot, the victim bemoans his or her own fate, usually only making comparisons with those more fortunate--those richer, smarter, funnier, sexier, and better looking. And in far less trouble!
"Oh, woe be me!" is a common thought, as is "Oh shit, oh damn!"
Any recovering addict spends a lot of time first sitting on the pity pot and will strongly resemble a baby or toddler at early toilet-training. When addicts finally start to work their twelve step program, they gradually learn how to accept responsibility for their own body functions and actions, do the right thing, and become productive members of society. At this point, the initial work is done, and the addict is able to get off the pot. Who flushes it, is irrelevant. At least the addict has stopped all that whining.
While sitting on the pity pot, the victim bemoans his or her own fate, usually only making comparisons with those more fortunate--those richer, smarter, funnier, sexier, and better looking. And in far less trouble!
"Oh, woe be me!" is a common thought, as is "Oh shit, oh damn!"
Any recovering addict spends a lot of time first sitting on the pity pot and will strongly resemble a baby or toddler at early toilet-training. When addicts finally start to work their twelve step program, they gradually learn how to accept responsibility for their own body functions and actions, do the right thing, and become productive members of society. At this point, the initial work is done, and the addict is able to get off the pot. Who flushes it, is irrelevant. At least the addict has stopped all that whining.
Pity pottier: "I'm such a lump of shit. Nobody likes me. Nobody loves me."
Other: "I love you. I like you."
Pity pottier: "You don't count. You must obviously be a loser too."
Other (groans): "Oh, come on! Will ya get off that pity potty already?"
Other: "I love you. I like you."
Pity pottier: "You don't count. You must obviously be a loser too."
Other (groans): "Oh, come on! Will ya get off that pity potty already?"
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Typically, the female that is chewing gum when both women exit the bathroom after a round of rug munching.
Paul: Hey, did you see those 2 whores come out of the bathroom together?
Smitty: Sure did, Saw the "potty licker" chewing gum too.
Smitty: Sure did, Saw the "potty licker" chewing gum too.
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Mom: ah!! I just pissed in my pants !!
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Boss:you need to get potty training finished today.
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Dan: Maria is throwing around f-bombs in front of her boss! What a port-a-potty mouth!
Connie: I was walking the fucking dog and then the piece of shit starting humping a fucking geezer! Can you fucking believe that shit?!
Maddie: Wow, mommy, you have a port-a-potty mouth.
Connie: I was walking the fucking dog and then the piece of shit starting humping a fucking geezer! Can you fucking believe that shit?!
Maddie: Wow, mommy, you have a port-a-potty mouth.
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Dude! I was so Posty last night.
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Get the Posty mug.(n.) 1. The splash of tainted water onto one's buttocks after excreting fecal matter into the toilet bowl.
*It can also be used as an exclamation of surprise.
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John: Ew, what's that smell?
Jennifer: It's the smell of my potty smash!
"Oh, potty smash! I wasn't expecting to see YOU here!"
Jennifer: It's the smell of my potty smash!
"Oh, potty smash! I wasn't expecting to see YOU here!"
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