Prude shield

A defense mechanism usually used by women, to create a illusion that she is a prude. Often used when with a large group of people, but once her friends leaves the shield is down and becomes a slut

Guy 1: Dude she is such a prude, she won't even kiss me

Guy 2: Man, you have to seperate her from her friends, its the prude shield man

by SY93 July 8, 2011

anal plundering

You have sex with an asshole. And it is good. After having said sex, the asshole has been stretched to such proportions that you can put some kind of small trinket inside for the next person to find. It's a surprise!!!

Upon inserting my penis, I found an oddly shaped d20. I wondered how it had gotten there, and then remembered her last boyfriend had been into anal plundering. I continued to fuck her, not testing my luck.

by Me love de analrama. July 1, 2006

Prude-Dude

The Guy that gets nervous holding his girlfriends hand, kissing her or having sexual activity.

That guy is such a Prude-Dude, look at him shake when she holds his hand!

by JBG712 March 5, 2011

Pluem Sized

The height that is small as Pluem

Bro that Table is Pluem sized

by Not Brain Dead Guy from Valo January 26, 2023

Clunge Plunderer

Someone who has selfish sex with women with the intention to only gain pleasure not giving. In most cases occurs at the end of a night out, usually with a one night stand, when someone is really horny but doesn't have much energy.

Example1;

Woman1: "Was that guy any good last night".

Woman2: "No, he was a clunge plunderer!"

Example2;

Male1: "Right it's four in the morning I am going to pick up a stray"

Male2: "Haha you horny bastard, fuck off and get some then you clunge plunderer"

by Clamlydia June 29, 2011

plud

to force someone to take something that you no longer want by convincing them that they need it or can use it. The object is often something that the pludder has trouble throwing away.

Paul kept pludding his old books on me.

by jameika July 21, 2008

plunderton

Slang description of a person who is terminally clumsy.

She always had a reputation as a total plunderton, dropping whatever she carried and running smack into people on the street.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2019