parentask

Needling tasks that your parents ask you to complete. Generally used in relation to non-stop requests for tasks they are not physically able to complete. Examples of parentasks include: mowing their lawn, changing light bulbs that are too high, moving large and heavy items, storing things in the attic, etc.

I can't make it today as I'm being overly parentasked.

by James Perfect April 9, 2017

placenta daddy

Someone who has a kid and becomes significantly better at life as a result

Raptors Fan: Damn, Fred VanVleet is really such an OG placenta daddy.
Warriors Fan: Yea man he stopped missing jumpers completely after having his kid.

by Rail Roid June 16, 2019

PARENTAL CONTROL

A form of abuse since it shields your child from reality and prevents them from having a social life
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Can ez be bypassed with a vpn

"mAyBe wE wIlL tAkE offF uR pArEnTaL CoNtROl iF yOu tOuCh gRAss" - Abusive parent.

by gotouchgrass_8163 September 25, 2022

Placenta Berry

A small piece of placenta that dangles from a women's vagina after giving birth.

Mary's doctor wiped away the placenta berry left behind after she had her baby.

by Dommy November 7, 2005

parentard

A mentally challenged parental unit.

You did worse things when you were my age, so don't lecture me, you parentard!

by VMCarrera October 24, 2008

parentals

Parents; short plural form of legalese "parental unit".

Can't make it to the party on Sunday, my parentals grounded me.
"I like to whine and hit my parentals, I must be Emo" -- Hollywood Undead, "I Must Be Emo"

by Zwentibold February 28, 2008

PC (Parentally Compatible)

Used to describe a person who gets along favorably with peoples' parents.

"Why not take me home to meet your parents, Ryan? I'm highly PC."

"My friend always tries to suck up to my parents when she comes over...I mean, they get along really well, but if you ask me.....she's a little TOO PC."

by Lauren Myers March 12, 2004