Pinocchio

A puppet who wants to be a real boy but is really a teenager hiding in the closet.

Omg Pinocchio you have a big nose, loves it ;)

by MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA December 28, 2009

Pinocchio

A kinky bastard that erects and elongates his “nose” by lying. Happens to be from a Disney movie.

A: I heard Pinocchio actually has a penis for a nose, so in reality he gets erect when he lies.
B: Thank you for the info, very cool.

by Choadess March 31, 2020

Pinocchiophobia

Pinocchiophobia
the phobia of having a long nose.
Quite the opposite of VOLDEMOPHOBIA

Friend 1: Lawl your nose is the size of Pinocchio's
Friend 2: AHHH *breaks down crying*
Friend 1: OMG i'm so sorry, i didn't realise you had Pinocchiophobia!

by TheSweatyLlama July 18, 2011

Pinocchio

When you stick your penis in a girls ear and try to get it through the other side

I tried to give her the Pinocchio but gave her Brian damage instead

by Pat_nizi December 27, 2020

Pinocchio

One who "masks up" for COVID but only covers their mouth.

Eww, the guy working the deli counter is a Pinocchio. I don't want him breathing on my food.

by BabAziz January 6, 2022

Pinocchio

Someone who wishes that they were a real boy

Trans-sexuals are modern day Pinocchio's.

by Richard_Carmicheal December 20, 2007

Pinocchio Theory

According to Bootsy's Rubber Band, the Pinocchio Theory states that if you fake the funk, your nose will grow. This is later seen in Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk.

“If you fake the funk, your nose will grow.” -Bootsy Collins, in "the Pinocchio Theory."

by DepecheMoses November 5, 2006