Jet-Puffed

the act of getting screwed over by a fat person. The person doesn't necessarily need to be overweight at the time of the encounter.

Originated from Kraft Marshmallows Brand "Jet-Puffed"

952): "My boyfriend cheated on me..."
480): "Who cares, wasn't he fat"
952): "Ya, I really got Jet-Puffed!"

Man I really got Jet-Puffed, I was late, standing in line at the grocery store and this little fat kid cut in front of my to buy a candy bar.

by MsJBootie November 30, 2009

fluffy puff air puffed sugar delights

The taste sensation of the '30s.

Fluffy-Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights, handpuffed in a factoru in Newconsin!

by Donkey Kong Song September 28, 2003

Puffed

When you have taken so many hits of the ganja that your lungs can no longer take another hit.

“Bruh we smoked so much i was puffed”
“ we were passing around a couple joints and I was puffed by the 4th time around”

by Kevdogg_712 October 16, 2018

Jet-Puffed Mo'

If you don't know what a JPM is, then you're probably one.

Man.. I can't stand those filthy Jet-Puffed Mo'.

by Mar_Wood December 22, 2021

Piffery

an exaggerated statement for the quality of marijuana

"yo i got sum str8 dank kush" (looks like schwag) "nahh thats piffery"

by Bomb Dooski April 17, 2010

puffed

a woed meaning angry or pissed off. steming from the term all puffed up.

when I saw him checking out my chick I got puffed.

by george January 20, 2005

Piffer

An almost silent, "whooshing" or "piffing" fart.

Try as he might, John's attempt to let only a piffer resulted in a full-blown, sphincter clapping fart.

by MikeyVeggo April 9, 2003