pharting

Verb. When you fart in such a way that it sounds like you've shat yourself. If you actually do shit yourself, technically it is sharting. The noun is 'a phart'

"Dude, that's disgusting, you sharted."

"Dw man I just pharted is all."

"Pharting rocks."

by bonny jonny October 18, 2008

Pharon

A girl who seriously seems like she popped right out of an anime show. Huge eyes, very mobile face, kind of scary in a candymonster way. Elegant and graceful yet louder than an elephant when walking. Loves to talk. And talk. And talk. Fast learner, disturbingly intelligent for her age. DO NOT CROSS A PHARON. She will decimate you. Accidentally.

Girl 1: Woah. Who drew that portrait?
Girl 2: Some girl in my class. She's like, a total Pharon.

by Daymare1800 April 2, 2015

Dolly Parton wine

"Full-bodied at the front, but bad in taste!"

Dolly Parton wines are dime-a-dozen, and just like the cheesbutt 'cuntry' singer... they are signs of nouveau-riche blandoise.

by hammer---;, hytham June 1, 2007

phargon

1) the lack of consideration for others

His phargon is causing the rest of the class to fail.

by Ashun Mystayches April 8, 2008

phartnocker

a really cool guy.

Man, Chris ain't no fartnocker. Chris is a phartnocker.

by Iroically, it's Chris. August 7, 2003

dolly parton

Golfing lingo. Refers to a putt on a hilly green.

I lost ten bucks when Carl sank that impossible dolly parton on the fifteenth green.

by Big Jeff January 7, 2006

Peartonium

The basic building blocks of awesomeness,epicness, greatness, and percussion perfection.

Peartonium is the main export of Canada

by dumac June 17, 2008