Petulant Children 

Not a real thing you actually believe you piece of shit you know you're just saying it because I said it about the religious. It's uno reverse.

Hym "Which is what makes you petulant children."

Petulant Children by Hym Iam March 4, 2024

Pestalance 

An environment in which drug users make up the majority.

Let's get out of this drug addicted pestalance.

Pestalance by Lameck November 25, 2016

pestilent 

Someone or something that is very annoying, something you can't seem to get rid of.

Pestilent things could be a rat constantly chewing your wires or living in your basement, or a fat seal who won't get off the rock you like.

Damn that guy Omar keeps messaging me. He is so pestilent. Keeps asking me to zorbing with him but I really don't want to. What a pestilent prick.

pestilent by ratrarhettehtnrtnntntntn September 7, 2017

postulation constipation 

A state of mental stagnancy; one is unable to excrete thoughts. A bit like writer's block for your brain's bowels.

I cannot finish my essay on my latest axiom, do I have postulation constipation? (yes)

Stacy won't have her speech written in time for her presentation because she has postulation constipation .

postulation constipation by Postulate With Me Baby March 17, 2019

SSA postulate 

To refer to a girl who is smart and has a big booty, hence the "ssa" (backwards of this spells "ass") part of the ssa postulate.

A girl who is an SSA postulate is most likely worth hanging around with because she can help you in ways more than one.

Half-Nerd 1: Remember that girl last night from our study hangout?
Nerd 2: Ah, yeah, what about her?
Half-Nerd 1: She is such an SSA postulate!

Nerd 2: {tries to recall the definition of "SSA postulate" from urban dictionary} Well, I haven't looked her over yet.
Half-Nerd 1: You gotta, she is *so* worth it!
Nerd 2: Is it more how she looks or her smarts?
Half-Nerd 1: uh...
*To Be Continued*

kappa

SSA postulate by a memer from geometry class November 13, 2017

Rossi's Postulate 

The mean is the mean

-Jeffrey M. Rossi

A 10 on an exam with a mean of a 10 is better than a 99 on an exam with a mean of 100.

"I got a 99...oh I got a 10. But by Rossi's Postulate we did the same."

Rossi's Postulate by Farass May 14, 2013

The one testicle postulation 

In the land of men with no testicles, Lance Armstrong is king.

According to the one testicle postulation, this flat assed bitch has a donkey booty. Imma hit.

The one testicle postulation by bingobango_22 February 26, 2024