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Pess

Another friendly/beasty way of saying piss off.
it can be used as a friendly insult of pain!
And there is perks to this meaning!
Why dont you just pess out of my house!
by L.J.R.M January 24, 2009
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Pedosexual

A hecking dingbat who believes that they're apart of the LGBTQ+ community as an excuse to be a pedophile.
Derek isn't apart of the LGBT community because he's 'Pedosexual' he's just a pedophile.
by Trash Bag Whos Here July 4, 2019
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Pessidogs

A bunch of Pessi fans on twitter mostly who in their lives

1)Wake up
2)Eat breakfast (dog food)
3)Comment 'Penaldo / Pendu '

4)Get 2 likes and get ratio'd 150 times ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
5)Cry in a corner
8)Think sadly about future as you are jobless
9)Sleep with tension

Sad life of Pessidogs ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž
Pessidogs are usually gay eg. CrewMats, BreathPessi, Pessilizer. ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”
by Fuck UTDTrey June 9, 2021
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pessimist

1.) A person who is known for their negative outlook upon life.

Related: cynic
Katie: You are such a pessimist!

Dante: You are going to die, too.
by Manawski February 23, 2003
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pessimist

Someone who is rarely disappointed, but sadly, very rarely pleasantly surprised.
A pessimist is a misunderstood realist, who would like to visit the planet optimists live on, but wouldn't like to live there.
by caster1 January 17, 2008
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Pessidog

Pessidog (noun) :

Kids below 15 years of age who are rarely or even never watch football games at all, but make bold claims such as : National league is Easy, Copa America is bigger than World Cup, only goal matters in football, penalty is the most difficult thing in football, and that Leonel Messi (a.k.a. Pessi) is the greatest footballer of all time.

They often come up with fake stats or fake quotes just to convince everyone how Pessi is better than Ronaldo the G.O.A.T.

Despite being born mostly due to condom failure, they have serious talent to be a stand-up comedian in the future as their logic is already a joke.
"What is a brain, dad?"
"No idea, son. We are pessidog"

My friend has down syndrome but he still looks like Albert Einstein when compared to a pessidog.
A boy having no knowledge about football and saying pessi is better the ronaldo that describe pessidog
by Tom kaeeyes November 26, 2021
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Optimistic Pessimism

Hope for the best; prepare for the worst.
Optimistic pessimism is a great way to live your life, because you can't lose.

People who argue that optimistic pessimism - or any kind of pessimism for that matter - is a self fulfilling argument are just naive irrational pseudo-philosophical hippies.
by I hate optimists April 25, 2010
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