Permadork

A girl that never seems to grow up. Talks like a baby. Usually a homosexual (if ANYTHING). Watches PBS Kids and qubo. Obsesses over Webkinz and has the lip balm, body spray, mousepad, and all the animals, plus the mini ones. Her favorite store in the mall is Hallmark because of the pointless Webkinz. Has an cheap High School Musical mp3 player, but the only songs on it are Wheels on the Bus, Christmas songs, and some Disney crap. Loves Hannah Montana, but has no clue who Miley Cyrus is. Thinks you're "super-silly yuck yuck" if you ever thought a guy was hot. When you go to the bathroom, she sticks her arm through the door until you shut it on her. Anorexic.
Collects Land Before Time things. Doesn't know what anything that your average person over 6 would know and is EXTREMELY flat.

Kaitlyn: Kayla! Look at Crystal and her new Webkinz purse. What a permadork!

by BananaMilkshake December 15, 2008

permacrisis

Never-ending state of crisis, marked by one major horrible thing after another after another.

With all of the awful things happening in the world, it seems to be a never-ending permacrisis.

by YourPreudonym March 25, 2022

Pezzacorn

A pezzacorn is someone who may stan the best girl group ever, Little Mix, but only gives attention towards Perrie Edwards. These type of people are hated (as they should periodt) and are racist, they’re also familiar with the Pesykkklan.

this shell bus is such a pezzacorn

by The Disshwassher July 3, 2020

Pegacorn

When a man sits on a woman's face, with an erection (replicating a unicorn) facing her feet while she gives him a rimjob whilst flapping her arms like a Pegasus.

Last night, Patti gave me a pegacorn. It was awesome

by mortago November 15, 2020

Pumacorn

A single woman who is not old enough to be a cougar that is involved in the swinger lifestyle that prefers to be with younger couples, males or females.

She is obviously a pumacorn, she only goes for younger couples.

by shuxclams March 12, 2011

Permadon

A permanent condom. A requirement for a summer in Portstewart for all the riding you do everyday. Otherwise your dangler will be hanging red and raw as Gez Hassons face

"By Jaysus Doccy that is a quare amount of turfing even by Ballydes standards, you must be burning through your schlippy stash of jondoms faster than the speed of Des!"

"Not at all my fine fellow, I have equipped my good old boy with a permadon. Now I can horse any old badger that comes my way - after I seduce them with my jazz music or a trip to the opera"

by Victor The Night Porter June 13, 2008

Permaboner

A occurence that is painful in a good way, generally while hanging out with a really attractive person.

God, I had this permaboner the whole time I was with her.

by pwner13 October 21, 2010