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sexual pendulum

A sexuality that is very fluid or fluctuates often.

Imagine two perpendicular lines. One of them is a continuum between 100% asexual one one end and 100% hypersexual on the other end. The other line is a continuum between strictly homosexual on one end and strictly heterosexual on the other end. Their sexual preference falls in random spots respective to those two lines, as if you were to dangle a pendulum above them and swing it in a circle.
Some days, Sally feels asexual, but other days she feels hypersexual. Sometimes she likes girls, sometimes she likes boys, sometimes she likes nonbinary people, sometimes she does not prefer either of the two nor anything in between. Sally labels her fluid sexuality as the sexual pendulum.
by precious little lamb January 27, 2016
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Pendulum Penis

A potentially painful condition in which a male, often wearing boxers or no underwear, is walking or jogging and the testicles and/or flaccid penis repeatedly slaps against the inner thighs.
Jogger Chad: "Dude... ok, I gotta take a break here..."
Jogger Michael: "Aw, man come on... we got three miles to go."
Jogger Chad: "Dude... fucking got pendulum penis going on right now, k? Gimme a freaking break."
Jogger Michael: "For Christ's sake, you said that two minutes ago."
Jogger Chad: "Fuck off! I thought I had the testies of Papa Smurf last time I tried to tough it out... couldn't beat off for two days."
by Reman "Sidepiece" Johnsons October 29, 2009
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kapitza's pendulum

The periodic movement of the Indian male genitalia before engaging into Kamasutra-type sexual intercourse as part of the corresponding religious ritual.
Indian dude 1: "Why is Mittal standing naked in front of Ansa shaking left and right? Was the curry she made too spicy?"

Indian dude 2: "No, he is just getting ready to make love to Ansa using the kapitza's pendulum method as described in Kamasutra chapter 5."
by discodelyoso86 January 23, 2014
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pendulum

Pendulum are an electronic drum n bass group originally from Perth, AUSTRALIA. In 2003, they relocated to the United Kingdom. The group is comprised of Rob Swire(ascenic), Gareth McGrillen(speed) and Paul Harding(el hornet).

The Pendulum sound is typically heavy beats accompanied by low, buzzing basslines, overlaid with synthesized leads.
In 2005, Pendulum released their debut album, 'Hold Your Colour' and is the best selling drum n bass albums of all time.
I saw pendulum in perth live, it was OFF TAP!
by switchdnb01 September 8, 2007
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The Pendulum

When a man is on a swing, gaining momentum, and the woman is on the ground in front of the man bent over. The man then swings down and taps her ass and then swings back, and then when he swings forward again, tapping her ass, and doing so over and over again.
Joe used the pendulum on me so hard on the playground yesterday.
by thedairyfairy October 16, 2008
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Pit and the Pendulum

A sexual position in which the female lays in the jackhammer position and the male enters her from the front with his ass hanging over her face. He will then defecate (note: it must be a log or the metaphor won't work) and let the log swing back and forth before it falls, thus "The Pit and the Pendulum."
That bitch was crazy last night, she wouldn't fuck me till I did The Pit and the Pendulum again.
by Neumonic July 5, 2010
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pendulum

A grandfather cock. It hangs limp and swings from side to side.
A classy stripper says: "I gave that old man a lap dance, he loved it when I felt up his pendulum. I made 200 bucks in 10 minutes!"
by UrbanPrick March 2, 2014
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