peeness

When you have to pee really bad and you're talking about it.

If I sit like this I can't feel the peeness.

Note: someone actually said the above sentence without realizing what they had just said

by Princess Crime Mob January 11, 2005

Peevenge

An act of retaliation/revenge by pissing on someone.

Most common occurences of peevenge happen in bars when drunken douchebags push a person into a urinal they're currently pissing in, splashing piss on them and having their dick touch the inside of the urinal wall, which prompts the person/pisser (in a fit of rage) to piss on the douchebag.

This technique is typically mastered by spinning a quick 360 in mid stream after the push has occured.

*Warning beware of Mock Pee post Peevenge

That drunken douche just pushed me into the urinal and my dick touched the inside of the urinal wall so I pissed on his leg!....Peevenge is a bitch!!!

by Skeeberson January 21, 2010

peeved

when you are pissed off or mad about something, originally used by jaci norfolk

“i’m so peeved my xbox won’t turn on”

“dang i wish it would work, so we could play fortnite”

by Defining Queen 😂 August 19, 2018

new years peeve

Anything related to the New Year ahead,
including dumb definitions on the subject !

Oh my God !
Party whistles and silly hats heading
this way ! .
That,s a new years peeve - If ever I
saw one ! .

by E - FUMBLER January 1, 2009

New Years peeve

Anything related to irksome New Year
celebratory antics .

Look the fountains all been boarded up !.
Yep - Thats a real New Years peeve ! .

by E - FUMBLER January 1, 2009

Peevesed

A synonym for "annoyed" for people who are obsessed with harry potter

I'm so peevesed that my bus is late, i should've taken my broomstick instead

by alastairv12 January 11, 2017

peeveamungra

Pint iether larger or bitter

a nother peeveamungra please barman

by sky-pimp February 5, 2010