Kentucky pedicure

The most selfless of all toe jobs, a Kentucky pedicure is when one shaves or pops all dead skin and or blisters on their partner’s foot with one or more of their remaining teeth.

After a long muggy day of walking in my fancy heels, I stuck my busted feet in my cousin’s face and that sum’bitch gave me a Kentucky pedicure!

by Smelissa Lockfart May 4, 2024

Gluckstadt pedicure

The act of vomiting on someone else’s or your own feet for sexual pleasure

Josh: How was your date last night?

David: it was great, she gave me a Gluckstadt pedicure

by Gluckgluck69 June 11, 2025

Pistol Pedicure

(nounl

Also: Pistol-pedicure, Pistolpedicure

Definition:
When someone spectacularly sabotages themselves while trying to look clever, confident, or in control. The spiritual cousin of “shooting yourself in the foot,” but with added flair, delusion, and gunpowder residue.

Etymology:
Born from the unholy marriage of self-inflicted wounds and personal grooming, because if you’re going to destroy your own credibility, at least make it fashionable.

Usage Notes:
Common among politicians, influencers, and anyone who begins a sentence with “I’m not racist, but—”.

See also:
Self-scorch, ego exfoliation, career colonic, verbal ricochet.

“Jeff tried to impress his boss by explaining how he would run the company better. Now he’s unemployed and his team threw him a going-away gift card to the unemployment office. Classic Pistol Pedicure.”

by APedant October 18, 2025

Warrenbayne Pedicure

When you get in a 69 position with an intimate partner but instead of performing oral sex, you trim each other's toenails with your teeth

We slept at opposite ends of the big daddy swag and gave each other Warrenbayne Pedicures

by Closeted toe sucker December 23, 2025

Baddaginnie Pedicure

The same as a warrenbayne Pedicure but they wear mouthguards because they are dumb

I crossed the Hume and everyone had long toenails because they were doing the baddaginnie pedicure

by Closeted toe sucker December 23, 2025

Puerto Rican pedicure

When you are too lazy or don't have enough time to paint all your toenails and only paint the ones that are exposed.

I was running late for work had to give myself a Puerto Rican Pedicure so I could
Wear my peep toe heels

by Tapcount November 17, 2016

A Bondi pedicure

A Bondi pedicure is whereby a person shall put their foot in the waters of Bondi beach, and due to he amount of sea waste, debris, pollution and biohazardous waste, the person shall remove their foot and lodged between each toe, shall be a used tampon, or similar filth.

He went swimming, but the water was so gross, it was like a Bondi pedicure

by Magicalman13 August 8, 2023