Pavlov's heartburn

Heartburn caused by the mere sight of food, or the thought of eating.

"dude look at the size of the pizza on that poster."
"Ahhh!"
"What?"
"Pavlov's heartburn"

by Trynottalking March 7, 2022

Pavlov's heartburn

Heartburn/acid reflux caused by the mere sight of food, or the thought of eating.

"dude look at the size of the pizza on that poster"
"Ahhh!"
"What?"
"Pavlov's heartburn"

by Trynottalking March 7, 2022

Pavlov's House

A bombed out house in a war zone cannot be said to simultaneously taken by the enemy and also destroyed, however everything owned by violent third world dictator X is destroyed even on a normal day and it is impossible to "take" a house reduced to toothpicks. Thus you have Pavlov's House.

Yuri's house was in the line of the advance last night. The occupiers say they hold his house but it had to be shoveled into a bucket. I call it "Pavlov's House" now.

by DrLogix January 23, 2025

Pavlov Butt

The condition in which when you approach a toilet your butt begins to do something akin to drooling. Also, your sense of urgency to use the toilet is inversely proportional to your distance from it.
This is a conditioned response which can be triggered by many different things depending on the individual and his habits.

Pavlov Butt makes me hurry and rush to use the bathroom.

by Gramps53207 July 21, 2025

Want to play Pavlov

want to have gay oral sex?

Want to play Pavlov later?

by Nighthawk_38 September 21, 2022

Pavloved

1. To become the victim of routine so much so as to become brain washed and maintain the same habits despite a change in one's environment.

2. To be trained to do something that doesn't make sense akin to being hypnotized.

1. Every morning I drive down to the corner of Park and Main only to stare find a vacant building. Man ever since they moved that Dunkin' Donuts I've just been pavloved.

2. Jim: Every day when Dwight logs out of his computer I've offered him a mint so today I didn't.

Dwight logs out and we hear the Windows log out sound. Dwight holds out his hand.

Jim: Why are you holding out your hand?

Dwight: I don't know...and my mouth tastes really bad and not minty.

by Jabathenut March 25, 2010

pavlovian boner

The erection that occurs following a phone ring, text alert, or email alert from a sex partner. This occurs since the penis has been conditioned to become hard when a call or text usually results in a sexual encounter.

As soon as my phone rings at 2:00am on a saturday night, I usually get a pavlovian boner, since I know that's a booty call.

by EduardoP January 13, 2010