pathocognition

To think about one's feelings, as one would think about one's thoughts. Similar to metacognition or self reflection.

They were incapable of pathocognition, and as such they could not describe what they were feeling.

by Alexithymic Introvert August 12, 2020

Platology

An amalgamation of lectures and philosophies including, but not limited to: Being the face of Bejing Corn, Crocodile Jesus, and the way things were in the military. Each session usually occupies 45-75 minutes of your time, with extended lessons reaching upwards of 1.5 hrs. You will usually find yourself zoning out and just agreeing by nodding through multiple “N’all”’s and “MGHERHERHERHER”’s

“I had to get that spreadsheet done by 3:00 before my call, but Platology struck at 2:30, I guess they can get fucked’n’all today.”

by E-diddy July 17, 2023

pathological burger flipper

Originating from"burger" meaning "lie" or "fib" and "burger flipper" meaning "liar", a pahological burger flipper is someone who constantly tells lies when there is no reason to do so. This person is predisposed from birth to flip burgers.

Bro I had 38 beers last night." "Dude no you didn't. You're a pathological burger flipper

by abowse November 29, 2011

Petrology

When you have given up on life and need a lame excuse to not jump off a bridge, you study petrology, because who doesn't love to know more about fucking rocks and their compositions??

Bob: "Dude, your wife had sex with your best friend, I joined in too but never mind that, and I caught your children masturbating to monster hentai videos."
John: "Fuck life, Imma go study petrology now."

by I am mature 69 June 29, 2018

pathological liar

Donald Trump
Someone who keeps claiming that an event took place while it clearly didn't. Also, usually she/he constantly accuses others of lying.

"Donald Trump is the definition of a pathological liar

by Numi the Second July 27, 2016

pathalogical flirt

a pathalogical flirt is someone who flirts without even realizing they're doing so, or they possibly think that it's all right.

Boyfriend: you were flirting with steve!
Girlfriend: no i was not
Boyfriend: then what do you call grabbing his ass?!
Girlfriend: well that's definately not flirting!!
Boyfriend: whatever, you're such a pathalogical flirt

by chelsea December 11, 2004

pathological larper

DSM VI diagnosis for Antifa members. Typically show up at political events with covered faces, home made shields, weaponry, and communist garb. Spew communist propaganda and attempt to suppress free speech of those that disagree with them.

Will threaten and at times commit violence against those that disagree with their ideology

The pathological larpers showed up at the Kate Stiele March in Austin, TX.

by BigA79 December 15, 2017