pasting

When someone gets beaten up so badly, they become physically unrecognisable.
If that cunt even so much as looks at my girlfriend, I'll give him a good ol' pasting!
by teknonutter June 29, 2005
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a small painted area that covers nipples
Every strip joint i go to the girls are wearing pastes.
by banchi May 07, 2006
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How much paste does a horse make?
by pentozali January 30, 2011
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Paste, (v). to shoot viscous white fluid onto someone, i.e. come or semen. Used as a common San Jose CA slang in the 80s. Most popular on the south side on Union and Cambriana near two rival high schools, Pine Hill (where the special needs kids went) and Valley Christian (where the rich yuppies' kids went).

(v). to beat up, or pretend to be beaten up, by or from a fellow student at the bus stop near the rival schools, or any school really.

(v). To pretend to have super powers that allow you to shoot the paste from your fingers, not your penis, followed by slushing noises. Usually if you do this you will be considered a moron or deranged.
Horse: Wow, that Jake really pasted Sally all over her face, or so I heard.

Mint: Yeah? I thought it was that other chick and she swallowed that lode.

Horse: Oh yeah, but later on we gonna paste Jory's ass at the bus stop.

Mint: The other kinds paste?
Horse:Yeah, shoot, I'm not queer. I mean I is going to smack that grin off him.
by rickitytickyturdball June 19, 2011
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Ground Control, can you confirm sense of his dark secret?
Its trying to show itself to me, secret holder's back pain correlated with said grey matter.
Must get to the bottom of this. Hearing whispers "help me", very timid, very hurt.
Ground Control, piece with past is being held hostage by self proclaimed Cult of Past! Send troops.
by Krkič June 24, 2019
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paste

Paste, (v). to shoot viscous white fluid onto someone, i.e. come or semen. Used as a common San Jose CA slang in the 80s. Most popular on the south side on Union and Cambriana near two rival high schools, Pine Hill (where the special needs kids went) and Valley Christian (where the rich yuppies' kids went).

(v). to beat up, or pretend to be beaten up, by or from a fellow student at the bus stop near the rival schools, or any school really.

(v). To pretend to have super powers that allow you to shoot the paste from your fingers, not your penis, followed by slushing noises. Usually if you do this you will be considered a moron or deranged.
Horse: Wow, that Jake really pasted Sally all over her face, or so I heard.

Mint: Yeah? I thought it was that other chick and she swallowed that lode.

Horse: Oh yeah, but later on we gonna paste Jory's ass at the bus stop.

Mint: The other kinds paste?
Horse:Yeah, shoot, I'm not queer. I mean I is going to smack that grin off him.
by rickitytickyturdball June 19, 2011
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The female has a mouthful of toothpaste and sucks dick giving you that fresh dick
my girl gave me a good pasteing last night
by Staple July 25, 2017
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