dolly parton money

what gerald shmeltzer calls something too fancy or cost too much

jesus bethleen inflation has be spending dolly parton money on hot dog down at the gas station

by cedrickhighsmithdootuniversery November 25, 2022

Dolly Parton

A famous country singer with breasts too large to even be considered real. A prime example of what teenagers call "fake people"

Stupid young person #1: "Look at Dolly Parton smile!! Isn't she just the most beautiful person you've ever seen?"
Stupid young person #2: "... Everytime?!?"

by the awful truth July 1, 2008

Dolly Parton wine

"Full-bodied at the front, but bad in taste!"

Dolly Parton wines are dime-a-dozen, and just like the cheesbutt 'cuntry' singer... they are signs of nouveau-riche blandoise.

by hammer---;, hytham June 1, 2007

dolly parton

Golfing lingo. Refers to a putt on a hilly green.

I lost ten bucks when Carl sank that impossible dolly parton on the fifteenth green.

by Big Jeff January 7, 2006

Dolly Parton

As a refference to the song workin 9-5, you line up 9 shots of tequilla and 5 shots of jack daniels and drink it all in under 2 minutes.

Jimmy: Bro last night i did a dolly parton bro...9 tequillas and 5 JD.

Tony: How was it?

Jimmy: Dude i passed out in my civic. But bro my civic she boots!!

by JorgeSanchez April 14, 2008

Parton

Partons are a rare breed of of spartons who are commonly found in their groups formally known as "Harlem Partons". Their culture consists of asking people how many pigs are in their yard.

"Hey who broke my table last night?"
- I think it was that drunk girl
"You bloody Parton!"

by Partonater9000 May 26, 2021

Dolly Parton

Your lazy ass coworker that only works 9 to 5.

Yeah, Jeff? He’s a Dolly Parton.

by CCPLeBron December 12, 2020