poosing

the act of being an amazing animal.

dude, look at that shit, it's poosing.

by Olive tree. July 15, 2010

parroting

the act of looking over one's shoulder to view their actions.

Colon was parroting Taps while they watched a youtube video of Eric breaking his skull wide open after becoming heavily intoxicated.

by buzznuttz April 26, 2013

Parroting

Gay sex between over weight men while one of them whistles.

Listen to that whistleing... must be some serious parroting going on!

by CaseMan1 May 23, 2017

proofing

Scandalous sexual behavior

She was proofing him in the backseat.

by Elle Marie July 23, 2005

pardoning myself

Masturbation

I wanted to go to the March for gun control, but I stayed home to watch FoxNews while pardoning myself.

by Ringo1121 June 14, 2018

parsing

(Verb) 1. A lull in conversation (usually conference calls, video chats, or other group meeting scenarios) due to technical difficulties.

2. An excuse from participating in unsavory recreational activities that are technologically driven.

Sorry for parsing just now, IT doesn’t have their shit together.

No Denise, I can’t spotify and sidehug because my (insert technical device here) is parsing.

by Tricountytreecare April 18, 2019

Proofing

Giving a relationship time to breathe and not rushing into it.

I’ve told my mate Alex that I think him and his new girl need some proofing before they move in together, they don’t know each other very well yet!

by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020