Paraphenanigans

Committing shenanigans while under the influence of any mind altering drug.

The hooligans were up to no good at 2:00 in the morning, committing all sorts of paraphenanigans.

by Eat Your Weedies February 22, 2009

art pamphlet

A jazz or scud magazine; one handed reading material.

"Hey Gordon, wheres the art pamphlets, Cherie's on the blob and i'm gonna have to knock one out before I address Parliament on climate change". "There in the shitter where you left them Tony, you fucking twat"

by Garthy September 19, 2006

Pamprin

It's the brand of a pill used to temporary relief pains and symptoms associated with menstrual periods

Woman: I forgot to take my Pamprin and now i'm in a lot of pain cause i'm on my period :(

by x9nium November 10, 2009

Paraphiliphilia

The sexual urge that drives some old Conservative sex researchers with beards into developing even more multisyllable pesudo-Greek names for sexual activities they and their mothers think are icky.

Ray Blanchard, the creator of the terms autogynephilia and hebephilia, is the world's leading paraphiliphiliac.

by jackmolay April 6, 2015

Pamper

A word only ever used by women over the age of 40 meaning to treat or indulge oneself in beauty rituals (ie: nails, hair, spa).

"Oh hello, Christil! The girls and I just got back from a much needed pamper session! "
"Sounds lovely Cathy, but where was my invite?"
"Maybe if you weren't screwing my husband behind my back I would have invited you"

by NotAllHeroesWearCapes February 8, 2019

Pamplemouse

Also known as a grapefruit. A kick ass fruit and/or vegetable.

"La grenouille mange le pamplemouse

by Johny the rabit March 24, 2003

paraplegic

a paraplegic is someone with disabled bodily functions

"i wasn't gonna run from the cops but i was high, i was gonna pull right over and stop, but i was high-now i'm a paraplegic and i know why yeah cuz i got high, cuz i got high, cuz i got hiiigh..."

by psycho_squirrel26 October 31, 2006