Swine Flu Pandemic

A mysterious 'Flu' that was started by a huge number of juvenile pigs bunking off school in the world's largest farmyard boycott. This was immediately assumed to be a Flu Pandemic, as Humans started to bunk off school too. During a French lesson last week, the Pandemic reached Level 5 and record numbers of students did not attend their French lessons.
The Flu soon because contagious amongst humans, transferred not by touch, but by questions like "Wanna go down the shop?" and "Do you want to come round and play Xbox round my house?"

Miles: Where were you in Maths yesterday?
David: I had swine flu.
Miles: This Swine Flu Pandemic really is getting to everyone, I was one of only four people in Maths yesterday.

by ActiasLuna May 2, 2009

pandemicink

Pandemicink is the experience of intense sexual arousal in response to a real or imagined pandemic. Objects such as masks, latex gloves, and scrubs, for example, are viewed as aesthetically pleasing and may become fetishes. This paraphilia may also involve behavior such as doctor-patient role play, participation in remote threesomes, or in extreme cases, edge play scenarios like "bug-chasing" (seeking out infected individuals or high-risk front-line care workers as sexual partners).

That pic of Coco in a plague doctor mask and latex gloves is so hot...I get wet every time I look at it. Do I have a pandemicink?

by Sardanapalus March 31, 2020

Pandexity

Pandexity is a word that describes the feeling of being fulfilled in your day to day life. It describes the feeling that you get when each day feels meaningful, interesting, engaging, creative and novel. It refers to a type of short term happiness that is more than just pleasure. It is a deeper sense of having a good and meaningful day.

It is a word that reminds you to do the things that you enjoy and try to find ways to enjoy the things that you have to do. It's a reminder to make the best of your day and prioritize your short term-happiness when your work is done.

To Enjoy the things you do:
1. Try to be good at the things you do.
2. Try to find the good parts of the work.
3. Try to combine it with something you enjoy.
4. Be Mindful of your surroundings.
5. Express Gratitude for the good things.
6. Keep yourself Engaged by constantly learning and challenging yourself.
7. Reward Yourself for hard work.
8. Work towards minimizing monotonous tasks.

To do the things you Enjoy:
1. Keep trying new things to discover things you enjoy.
2. Increase Novelty in content consumption
3. Decrease Quantity and Increase Quality in content consumption.
4. Use the compass of discomfort to challenge yourself.
5. Push yourself to be creative even if its hard.
6. Say yes to more opportunities; make life interesting.
7. Take more calculated risks. Push yourself out of your comfort zone.
8. Relax when you need to.

Example 1: "My life has gotten too boring, I need more Pandexity in my life."
Example 2: "I had a pretty pandexious day today."
Example 3: "The Pandexity in my life is an all time high

by Interesting_Panda August 20, 2022

Trash Panderer

Noun;

-An individual of a marginalized demographic (PoC, LGBTQ, etc) who espouses views that are antithetical to the character, societal harmony, and well-being of their own demographic for the purposes of profit.

-An individual who espouses views that traditional adversaries of their own race, religion, ethnic origin, sexual orientation or identity, gender, or other cultural disposition, agree with and react by in some way compensating the individual either directly or indirectly.

- An individual who seeks profit by compromising their own demographic, specifically using media and networking.

Etymological/Cultural note: "Trash Panda" is a linguistic reference to a raccoon, due to the observation that raccoons invade trash containers looking for food, and they are somewhat 'panda' like. "Trash Panderer" was deliberately constructed to reflect a racial epithet that is currently being used by people of the Black community to describe black people who espouse an anti-black narrative for profit.

-"Candy Orrins is a straight coon ho!"
"Yeah, that trash-pandering b*tch is pulling down cash by stomping on us."

- "Mike Massaw, black man turned white-trash panderer..."

- "He's telling homophobes that gay men are child molesters. That makes him a hypocrite and a trash-panderer."

- "Conservatives love a trash panderer to come along and tell them they're 'Totally Not Racist™', they love hearing a black woman tell them that."

by BsBuzzsaw August 16, 2020

Pandemic Prophet

In direct contrast to Pandemic Denialism; an attempt to TRANSFORM the reality of a well documented and chronicled failure to lead into the fantasy of precognitive crisis awareness and ahead-of-the-curve responsiveness.

Hold on a minute, let me get this straight. So the coronacrisis isn't a hoax, it's not a media over reaction, it's not just another partisan attack, it's not just the flu'... now you're the Pandemic Prophet crushing the invisible enemy with spectacular efficiency and effectiveness.

Yeah, and if it's repeated enough times it will BE reality...

by YAWA April 19, 2020

Pandaed

To be removed voluntarily or involuntarily from a guild; Also accompanied with a "Bye Cunt" panda meme

I just got pandaed by Sith Empire

by DeeMoney1 March 10, 2019

vagina pandering

Pandering to anyone and everyone with a vagina. Chick flicks, feminism, oprah, and commercials that tell women how hard it is to be a mom are all vagina pandering. Often it involves flattery, more often it involves a perception of vagina owning people being oppressed. But most often it involves flattering vagina owning people by telling them how strong they are for putting up with oppression. Some men vagina pander to get vagina. Advertisers vagina pander to sell things.

Vagina panderers desperately want women to have bad taste, because then they will buy anything so long as it flatters their ego.

This article is so rife with vagina pandering, i can feel the menstruation spewing out of my nose.

by A "professional" March 23, 2016