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Puberty

An exceptionally smelly chicken, turkey or duck.
"We should have tossed that puberty after Thanksgiving, Wayne, instead of saving it to make sandwiches for the beach"
by The Garbage Patch Kid May 21, 2016
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Puberty

Puberty can mean many things. One way of puberty is a men period. A men’s puberty period could mean that a men gets ready to react on puberty. Put puberty can mean how you got made. You got made by a smooth hug between your parents in which your dads peines came into your moms vegina. And there your dads liquid came into the stomach. You raced and won so you are all winners!!
Puberty can mean different things
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puberty

It's fucked up bro...
RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN
man, hey puberty, this is easy. boy, this is awesome. girl, WTFFFFFFF. grill, AWWWWW BURGER
by Sigma chad male 34 April 4, 2022
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Puberty

It’s different for everyone. Boys start later, get taller faster, grow facial hair, their cock gets giant, ( usually) and we are awkward and fugly. Girls get tits, get coochie hair, and periods, (ouch i could not imagine that) and get hot and thick and get some ass on em. But, they are both horny and want to shag everyone in that room instead of being in that 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th,11th, 12th grade, classroom. It is hell for both besides those select few kids who get the good stuff, (big tits, large cockdamn it few can wish taller, deep voice, big ass, etc.) without repercussions. At least they are usually dumber. Oh, and boys are getting super strong and growing muscles. Did i mention a big cock? Anyway, it sucks, it’s unavoidable, it’s inevitable, but theres light at the end of the tunnel. Oh you also get some crazy mood swings.
Hey John did you hit puberty yet? You’re pretty tall!

YeAHH!CanT yOU tell
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puberty hit me like a truck

When someone is born ugly AF then puberty hits and they become hot
Remember what I looked like at 13? Damn, puberty hit me like a truck
by persuasionbypoop July 7, 2017
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Puberty Parm

Someone who no one knows about/extremely ugly, but when puberty hits them, they're suddenly the most popular kid around.
Friend: He's totally the puberty parm of the school.

Me: ikr
by britneyxx December 9, 2012
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Puberty Christmas

The year following the period of puberty, in which friends and family (Possibly 'Santa Claus') give you gifts like Old Spice Deodorant, and Axe Spray, Axe Shampoo/Conditioner etc. instead of actual presents.
My grandma got me this Old Spice Swagger kit for my Puberty Christmas this year!! I can't wait to use it on the ladies!
by Kyle Brundage December 27, 2009
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