Prune Whip

When your girl cups and lifts your man prunes in one hand and vigorously jack hammers your cock and balls with the other hand. Like sweet and salty, the best of both worlds. Pain and pleasure.

My sack is aching today. Rachel gave me a prune whipping last night and called me her bitch.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

prune belly

The flabby "joey pouch" tummy on a woman who has had many children. Named for the prune-like appearance.

Isn't it disgusting to see a woman with a prune belly in a bikini?

by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011

Prune Basket

A collage of old women where they participate in sexual acts on each other. Absolutely no men are invited! Look up "lemon party." As this paralles with prune basket.

My grandmas eyes are bad so I had to drive her to the prune basket.

by Cpt. Black Sack January 6, 2010

Prune Juicin'

Shitting your brains out. Massive rounds of explosive, wet diarrhea.

Are you all right in there braaaahhh? Sounds like someone's dumping buckets of water. Brooohhh I am prune juicin' bad. I think it's those wings and cheap beer last night. I can get off the shitter. It just keeps coming.

by Eaton Holgoode March 25, 2017

Prune Bag

The male scrotum. The nut sack. The ball sack.

Rachel was sucking my prune bag last night.

I really get off wanking when I pull my prune bag.

Your mom fondled my prune bag last night braaaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Prune Fest

When you show up to an event expecting to meet available men/women, but everyone is much older than you anticipated. This is a unisex term that can be applied to a bunch of old men or women.

Dave: Hey Chuck, you hit Flannery's last night right? Was there any hot ass to speak of?

Chuck: Hell no! That place was a Prune Fest last night.

Dave: Sweet! I enjoy the cougar prune from time to time. Maybe I'll head up there tonight!

Chuck: No, I'm talking about 65+ year old women. Like retired and on Social Security prune!

Dave: Even better!

Chuck: I hope your dick falls off.

by -Kley- December 9, 2010

Prune Cat

The animal/beast that attacks when the lights are out. If you recognize a low pitched growl/purr then you know prune cat has arrived. Of course, only people who are under the influence of any drugs can experience the dreaded prune cat attack. Dont forget that if you own a blue blanket, you can cover yourself with that. If you dont own a blue blanket, i advise you get one.

I was blazin that shit up last night and when the lights went out, THE PRUNE CAT ARRIVED!

by johnnyb1994 November 7, 2009