Using masturbation as a tool of procrastination, as a method of delaying an activity that you needed to do.
by Kyle Whitley August 6, 2007

Guy one: I can't go to the movie right now!
Guy two: What are you going to do? go home and PROCRASTURBATE?
Guy two: What are you going to do? go home and PROCRASTURBATE?
by Williamjmcelroy August 15, 2009

by steen tee April 18, 2003

"Hey bro, did you do the homework yet?"
"Nah, dawg, I've been procrasturbating all afternoon."
procrasturbate
"Nah, dawg, I've been procrasturbating all afternoon."
procrasturbate
by Family Julz January 21, 2009

The cure for writer's block? Procrasturbation.
by oohxlala July 25, 2010

My research paper isn't done, because I clicked a link that took me to a page full of big titties, and I spent the next two hours procrasturbating.
My biggest failure in school was letting procrasturbation get in the way of my homework.
My biggest failure in school was letting procrasturbation get in the way of my homework.
by oogie woogie boo October 12, 2009

Spoonerism for the phrase: "Procrastination is like masturbation - it feels good at first, but in the end, you've just fucked yourself."
When confronted by his girlfriend about his poor sexual performance, Bill's avoidance of the subject amounted to procrasturbation.
by RbK1981 March 17, 2008
