pornstar doppleganger

Gauge is Sandra's pornstar doppleganger, what with that tight little body and curly hair.
by C Brown January 31, 2008
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pornstar princess

Any girl that has a boyfriend that treats her like a princess but when they have sex he treats her like a dirty hooker, or a pornstar.
Kyle: Man how's Bree doing?
Danny: She's great, that's my pornstar princess.
by BrysontaylorC July 22, 2017
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Pornstar Guide

Pornstar Guide

So you wanna be a pornstar okay I got you

Man: Must have a Big Dick, 7 inches and above, that's it, Body don't matter, Face don't matter cuz half the time they don't even fucking show it, 5 Law of Attraction doesn't apply here because only one of those things matters here, DICK

Women: Exist, yep its that easy, you ain't gotta be a model bitch, or get a bunch of plastic surgery or fillers and hit the gym or do any bullshit like that, you don't even have to wear fakeup to hide your ugly ass face, you can be a flat chested flat ass hoe or a landwhale (which they'll call a BBW lol wtf), if you have a vagina and can get fucked then guess what you can be a pornstar, It doesn't really matter there is categories for everything aight, so just exist and you'll get the job bitch

Bottom Line: Being a Pornstar is the easiest fucking thing in the world for both genders, and they don't deserve respect
Women: You know I'm tired of my Job, ima be a pornstar
Women 2: But you're fat and flat chested somehow
Women: Well according to the pornstar guide all I need to do is show up and I'll get the job and get paid like a 100K

Man: I got a big dick why don't I just be a pornstar, according to the pornstar guide that's all I need, easiest sex in the world
by juan tortiiakaka;l;ak April 28, 2020
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Vanilla Pornstar

Pornstar that lives a career of unexciting, normal, conventional, boring sex.
That Audrey Bitoni is such a Vanilla Pornstar.
by Danger Josh October 27, 2014
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Oreo Pornstar

When a black girl only likes to be filled with white men.
Tyrell: Dayum son you see that kelly girl, imma get on that
Manilito: Naw mayne, she only likes white guys, Kelly is a oreo pornstar
by kummy September 17, 2014
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Pornstar Hair

When a girl (doesn't have to be a pornstar) has blond hair, usually bright blond, with the hair under it being a really dark color. Black usually. Or Vice Verse with black hair, but blond underneath. Usually seen with the first though.

Also known as "The Cool Hair"
"Yeah so I got my hair died blond and the hair underneath colored black"

"AYE Look PORNSTAR HAIR!"
by "Trouble" April 14, 2009
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Tinychat pornstar

Any sad, pathetic git or slag who insists on jacking off or fingering themselves live on cam, or on performing a live, on-cam striptease, getting their cocks or their tits and pussies out live on webcam, while they're on Tinychat- (for the record, this shit's normally done while they're performing some ridiculous bloody dance, which they delude themselves into believing is sexy, when it's actually not!)
Oh, dear God, no! Not another bloody Tinychat pornstar! Can't no bugger on this bloody site just chat normally, without getting their fuckin' cocks or pussies out?!
by Joe_Schmuck September 21, 2016
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