An extremely humiliating and stupid idea involving using a Pokémon pickup line to ask out a girl on instagram. This idea will always fail and should never be attempted.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If u were a Pokémon I would choose u
Will u go out with me Maddie?
Everyone else:
Good effort on that pikachu pickup but you’re screwed
Violets are blue
If u were a Pokémon I would choose u
Will u go out with me Maddie?
Everyone else:
Good effort on that pikachu pickup but you’re screwed
by Pikachu service announcement April 18, 2019
Get the Pikachu pickup mug.An attractive or "cute" girl, most likely a 6 or 7 out of 10, who is just above the cutoff of no hookup potential and initially below relationship or multiple hookup potential. If she performs well, her chances of sticking around dramatically increase. Similar to a fantasy football player you pick up to replace a poorly performing, injured, or bye-week player.
Hey man, let's hit the bars to see if we can find a Waiver-wire pickup.
Yea, after breaking up with my girlfriend last week, I'm honestly only looking for a Waiver-wire pickup
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Yea, after breaking up with my girlfriend last week, I'm honestly only looking for a Waiver-wire pickup
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by Fantasyguru2 November 7, 2010
Get the Waiver-wire Pickup mug.When you own a pickup truck and proceed to finger your girls vagina inside said pickup truck resulting in stinky pickup fingers.
So i heard Dave got chatting to some drunk slut from the party last night and gave her a ride in his pickup.
Yea, he text me this morning, said he got stinky pickup fingers!
Yea, he text me this morning, said he got stinky pickup fingers!
by EazyDude March 8, 2011
Get the Stinky pickup fingers mug.by dodzdaga May 8, 2014
Get the Mexican Pickup Truck mug.A dumb pickup line involving mass attention and collective embarrassment and shaming to ask out a girl.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you were a Pokémon I would choose u
Will u go out with me Maddie?
Everyone else: wow that was a lame pikachu pickup bro
Violets are blue
If you were a Pokémon I would choose u
Will u go out with me Maddie?
Everyone else: wow that was a lame pikachu pickup bro
by Pikachu service announcement April 18, 2019
Get the Pikachu pickup mug.When a woman goes out on a blind date, this is the number that she gives her date if he is a total bore.
Also a phone number to call when you see a dead animal lying in the middle of the street.
Also a phone number to call when you see a dead animal lying in the middle of the street.
Rufus: Hey Mandy, baby...you are so hot!!! May I have your phone number?
Mandy: Um...sure, here it is (as she gives him the number for dead animal pickup instead)
Mandy: Um...sure, here it is (as she gives him the number for dead animal pickup instead)
by merryprankster1963 March 12, 2007
Get the Dead Animal Pickup mug.Speech device primarily employed by two factions of mankind: the truly pathetic and amateur comedians. Origins have been disputed, but it is widely thought that pickup lines, once upon a magical time, could win pussy if chanted with remarkable charisma and authenticity. Thanks to the combination of inevitability and human stupidity, pickup lines degraded into verses that invoke either uproarious laughter or further inalienation, but not the throes of sex.
Got a library card? Because I'm checking you out.
I scraped my knees falling for you.
You're like a box of Lucky Charms: you're magically delicious.
Got a gym card? Because you've been giving my mind a workout.
I lost my number. Can I have yours?
You sound tired. Wanna sleep with me?
Hey there. (use Clint Eastwood impression)
I scraped my knees falling for you.
You're like a box of Lucky Charms: you're magically delicious.
Got a gym card? Because you've been giving my mind a workout.
I lost my number. Can I have yours?
You sound tired. Wanna sleep with me?
Hey there. (use Clint Eastwood impression)
by friend of bob June 15, 2004
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