Pailface

One who is shamed by having a pail or bucket placed on their head.

Candace lost the trivia contest and was crowned pailface.

by mustard_tooth June 15, 2011

Pilfered Turkey

A herdable food source in Age of Empires purloined from your opponent

No farms for me, thanks, my villagers grow fat from pilfered turkey!

by SaucyMallard May 19, 2020

pilf

Person I'd Like to Fuck
Pilf is for any non-binary or anyone who doesn't go by he/she. It's basically Milf and Dilf!

"Wow look at this person over there!"
"Wow they're a Pilf!"

by Lovely apples April 6, 2021

Pilfingeren

A boy who's weird, has zero friends but will do anything, just to gain friends. Often it will not work, but sometimes. Just sometimes, he'll end up getting a friend.. But then, just as they're happy, he'll piss them off.

He has never talked to a girl, and really likes trans people.

"He looks like Pilfingeren", "Even Pilfingeren is nicer than him."

by FreeSommer September 1, 2021

S/PDIF

Stands for "Several Pretzel Dicks In Formation" When four men lie naked, intertwined in a pretzel like formation, causing their penises to be 4 points of a square. They are then given handjobs at the same time, with the giver of the handjobs rotating around the square, supplying 1 stroke per penis. How climax is handled depends on he/she performing the act. That is considered one's unique artistic interpretation of the S/PDIF.

Dude kinda got hammered at the club last night. I ended up locked up in a S/PDIF with some random dudes I don't know. Girl jacking us off had soft hands though. I still had a good time."

by BeansOnMyJeans April 21, 2021

pilfergifting

The act of taking the posession(s) of another person, and then giving them to a different person during a holiday season.

I definitely just pilfergifted my little sister's Malibu Barbie to Todd.

or

Sir, I'm sorry but you've been caught pilfergifting from innocent children.

by .Ryan. January 14, 2007

pilferous

Miscellaneous objects with no intrinsic value or function, typically acquired on a whim due to heightened level of sexual excitement given from magical presence of the pilferous object. This effect is usually short lived. These itmes may be appealing to hoarders, hipsters or those who purchase in bulk. However, most view pilferous objects as a first world problem typically owned by those who make duck faces, take selfies and or mirror pics with bright colored lipstick or those that check in at the gym on Facebook.

John owns so many pilferous objects in his house that he can't even walk. I can spend days drawing penises on Snapchat pics of all the useless pilferous objects he has.

by kingbenne August 11, 2014