At a Medium Pace

A fucked up, but very funny song by Adam Sandler from his 1993 album They're All Gonna Laugh at You!.

Lyrics:

Put your arms around me baby
Can't you see I need you so
Hold me close against your skin
I'm about to begin
Lovin' you

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock
At a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me
How big they are
Honey, rub your beaver
Up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed
And watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out
At a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick
And how big it was
Now shave off my pubes
And punch me in the face
Whoa darlin'
Make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman
And take my picture to show
All the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum
And take the shampoo bottle
Out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off

Strap on a dildo
And make me give you head
Tell me to slow down
And do it at a medium pace
I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell me it's time to make love
But now I can't
'Cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes
And you realize
How much I enjoy lovin' you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at lovin' you

Now spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace.

by ShakeSicle March 7, 2009

psychic plague panacea

Conceived in conversations about possible personal blog names in September 2002 at the early stage of now defunct startup "Text America" (2002-2006), Psychic Plague Panacea got a double take and immediate thumbs up from our consultant. The expert turned out to be far too expensive and left the next day, but the name was finally given to shawnblog.com when the site moved to tumblr.com after the startup (Text America) finally and miserably failed.

Spawning initial public awareness of the shocking and awful anti-Radiohead movement, shawnblog.com was featured on the tumblr.com home page and subsequently became popular enjoying higher technorati and Google rankings than far more influential web sites. The blog is, of course, mostly nonsense and should not be taken seriously, only very loosely representing the moments in the stream of consciousness of it's author.

Shawn Blog — The anti-Radiohead movement grows (Google search result for Psychic Plague Panacea)

by shawnblog February 21, 2010

ghetto pancakes

toast covered with butter and syrup:)

I'm so lazy i just made ghetto pancakes for dinner.

by DPKsBabyGirL February 21, 2007

pancake butter

When semen is woven within sexual lubricant

Tyrone fo' real, I was finna busta nut on them ass cheeks but that pancake butter turned her clean off.

by Skinnydickpenis June 2, 2017

butt pancakes

so basically, it is when one’s ass is so hot that if you were to take a ladle and some pancake batter and pour it on your ass that the batter would cook to a perfect golden brown, ready for serving.

bro, my room was so hot last night i could have made some delicious BURNING FUCKING BUTT PANCAKES!!!

by ewontonsoup November 4, 2018

flacid pancake

Anyway ther way to say “limp bizkit”

Localization team: how are we going to avoid copyright??
Intern: flacid pancake

by GenosCyborg August 5, 2023

Awkward Pancake

The act of miming cooking a pancake in a frying pan with a nonchalant expression, then flipping the imaginary pancake into the air and watching it rise indefinitely.

There was an awkward moment last night, so my room-mate made an awkward pancake.

by 434455 October 6, 2012